I felt very grown up when I was eleven for having a crush on a thirteen year old. I like ‘em a little older, but there is a point at which you just don’t have a damn thing in common.

Stephen Colbert. Jon Stewart. (Basically every dude on The Daily Show) Sam Seaborn. (Not Rob Lowe, because he’s a douchecanoe, but Sam Seaborn for sure.) Pierce Brosnan.

I don’t think I was douchey (although I might have been and just didn’t realize it) but I was a definite nerd. I liked going to the symphony and reading biographies and debating politics with my friends (I promise I had some). I may have been young, but I was not the Hot Party Girl that guys like Jon Lovitz are trying…

Living up to your handle, I see. I am here for this comment.

When I was 19 I talked a lot about how I found my macroeconomics class confusing and how it sucked when my older friends went out to bars because it meant I couldn’t go.

To this day I’m still not sure how they’re still together, but they are and it works, so I’m glad she made it through.

Jamie Oliver is a total asshole and I’m glad Adele told him off. I am sorry for your sister’s trouble with breastfeeding. A few years back I had a friend who had trouble breastfeeding because of the stress in her life (unexpected baby in her twenties) and then her husband got upset that she wasn’t exclusively…

Kardashian: The Musical

My read on Lewis Black is that he’s a guy who knows his lane and doesn’t spend his time chasing after women young enough to be his daughter.

They had a marathon a couple weeks ago and I was so excited to relive the greatness. And then I was bitterly disappointed when I discovered the whole shebang wasn’t OnDemand or on Netflix.

I’ve always disliked Jeremy Irons because I was scared shitless of Scar when I was a child. Nice to know that I can hate him for some other, very good reasons.

His lawyer argued Harris didn’t deserve prison, saying he’d written a letter of apology to Meredith

Yeah, all of this was pretty much my exact thought process. They pay men and women equivalent money for in a given job (which is good, don’t get me wrong) but they do not hire women for the same types of positions as as they hire men for. They tend to hire men for the techie positions and management positions. This Jou…

@both Ted Cruz and Rush Limbaugh

Look at little sister (she’s being an asshole).

I should be more ashamed than I am that I snickered endlessly when reading my Latin reader and seeing ‘cum’ every other sentence.

I never knew that I wanted this until just now. Sarah Palin’s Family Law Smackdown.

Well, the U has always been pretty convenient in terms of commute. I imagine it’ll be the same as it always has been. East towards the stadium and Laurelhurst will be nice, west towards the Ave will still be gross.

The U District is so fucking sketch.