Girl, PLEASE. Remember what your husband’s campaign did to John McCain? Remember that time your husband replaced the moderate Sandra Day O’Connor with motherfucking Samuel Alito? Remember that time your husband left thousands to die in the streets of New Orleans and the Superdome after Katrina? Let’s not pretend the…

I mean, I’m still worried as fuck for our country, but Rubio earned this loss.

Austin is nice enough. Can we keep Austin?

I never liked him because you could pop a wig on a block of wood and basically get the same effect and I like interesting people. But now I have a better reason!

I ain’t mad at it:

I love superhero movies. I watch Supergirl every week. I loved Smallville back before it deteriorated into the nonsense it ended up being. If you put Marvel anywhere near the title I’ll probably go see it. I don’t plan on going to see this movie because it looks fucking boring and (to me) Cavill and Batfleck have the…

Me @ Henry Cavill

Allowed to? Yeah, probably. Mental capacity to figure out how to fill in the oval properly? Questionable.

I really love John Oliver’s show. Because of HBO’s format, he can really dig into a single issue and give a more nuanced take on it than was usually possible on the Daily Show. His bit on why net neutrality is so important had me laughing so hard I probably stopped breathing and it was really useful to explain to my…

And my rebuttal to that rebuttal is that nominating a Supreme Court justice is the job of the president, not the Senate. So it doesn’t matter if the Senate got elected twenty minutes ago. What matters is that the people had their say when they elected Obama as president, and thus he has a duty to nominate a person to…

Wait, you’re a PNW-er too?! I do love being able to get more light once we get into DST but damn I hate the Monday afterwards.

I get way too much use out of this gif. People are dumb.

I vote we all go back to bed.

I mean, if you have the best to learn from, learn from the best.

TRUBAMA 4EVER.

Here’s a fun idea. Let the voters in the state of Michigan vote for how much of their tax money per hour Rick Snyder gets to spend on a lawyer. It’ll be like a game of MASH. Snyder can pick three lawyers and the last one is a public defender. If you live in Flint, your vote counts twice.

Fuck. This. Motherfucker. With. A. Cactus.

DILF-In-Chief?

I don’t even like babies and I am 100% here for this. Dad!Obama is my kryptonite.

Didn’t that guy also play a serial killer on CSI?