All of this is a true fact. Megan Hilty both acted and sang circles around Katherine McPhee. Any time they insisted what a great talent Karen was and oh, what a choice between Ivy and Karen all I could think was “you know I’m not deaf, right?”

I think I tried that argument with my mother when I was six. It did not work.

Megan Hilty or GTFO.

Precisely, Smash originally aired on NBC. It makes perfect sense for NBC to put that one on, especially to stir up interest again.

Anyone remember the aggressively bad but weirdly somehow magnetic Smash? I would actually kind of be willing to see a Noises Off-esque version of that or they could just play it straight and do Bombshell: The Musical.

I live in the land of passive aggression and more than once I have seen someone try this stunt and be met with a checker who simply says “I’m sorry, this other person has been waiting longer” and go get the other person and help them carry their stuff over the new register.

That’s kind of diabolical and I hope the Dems are that smart about it.

The Catholic Church is one of the biggest reasons that I hold so strongly in my conviction that there should be absolutely no tax breaks for religious institutions simply because they are religious institutions. The idea behind it was that they did societal good and we wanted to encourage that, but at this point I…

Agreed that any hospital that intentionally defies medical best practices due to religion should be punished, but I worry that not covering those hospitals under the ACA would just result in these women getting even more fucked over. I would rather those hospitals be heavily fined and, if a pattern can be established,…

And because they all had the means to get an education. After all, it’s not like socio-economic status affects your ability to get an education at all. We all know it’s just not true that higher education is ass-expensive and of course there’s always a high-paying job waiting for you when you get your degree.

Usually by having shitty parents, shitty friends, or both.

For all the people asking how he could afford to set up the scam: my guess is that this kid is a scammer who has any number of scam irons in the scam fire. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s paying for it with money from other scams or if he’s just scamming the property owner and vendors directly. He probably set up…

Please let me know what time this will be on. I will cancel plans. It would be appointment television.

OH MY GOD I DIDN’T NOTICE THAT HER LEG WAS MISSING. And I think you forgot belly button just below her boobs.

I really want to know what makes a $250 sex toy worth it but I’m not trying to figure it out on my work computer.

What the eff is “religious epistemology?” The study of reading religious letters? Also, was this typed on a cell phone? I get the we’ll/well auto correct all the time.

That is...medical Mad Libs, basically. PS, what the Hell is orificial surgery? Why didn’t anybody think it was kinda suspicious that he’s using “theraputic x-ray and radium” (you know, just that stuff that killed Marie Curie). And how did nobody catch onto the fact that he appears to be practicing in areas that aren’t…

It’s always funny when people have great names for their chosen career. There’s a lawyer in my city with the last name “Lawless.” Makes me laugh every time.

“Team Oy,” checking in for our seat assignments.

Illinois in general and Chicago and specific are historically corrupt as fuck. Phrases like “vote early and vote often” originated in Chicago where that meant “vote as many times as you can get away with.”