I’m not trying to be pedantic here, but my understanding was that it was not sparked by slavery on the face of it because Lincoln was perfectly fine to let the South keep holding slaves, so long as they remained a part of the Union. It was the secession that really sparked the war and the secession was triggered…

At this point I kind of suspect that they’re just 3D printing them.

True story: I spent a solid five minutes trying to figure out which fembot was the new one. I still have no idea.

Same, BritBrit. Hot nerds are truly the best.

I’m pretty sure that according to their definition, Obama was considered a lame duck as soon as he was elected for a second term. “Well, the voters can’t vote for him anymore, so he shouldn’t have any more political power!” The level of stupidity is mind-boggling.

Personally, I thought towards the end that his opinions had basically devolved into that picture of Grandpa Simpson yelling at the cloud. And I still don’t get his friendship with RBG. I mean, she is #goals for me, but I just don’t get how you can be friends with someone who votes consistently to devalue you as a…

This is definitely not a veiled reference to Kagan. Not at all.

Personally I wanna know if Scalia thought that Thomas should only have 3/5 of a vote.

I will say, the Seattle Aquarium does take special care to make sure the creatures that it hosts are well-cared for. The tanks are all pretty big so that there is plenty of room to move, they try to ensure the habitat is as close to natural as possible, they put the well-being of the animals first, and the aquarium…

And of course, your pharmacist may choose to refuse to fill your prescription if your pharmacist thinks its wrong to use boner pills.

I’m starting a Crisis Boner Clinic. No actual doctors will work there, but we’ll have some pamphlets created in Publisher and some nice person will show you pictures of all of the side effects that could possibly happen as a result of taking those boner pills.

Dear Cleveland,

I thought the prevailing theory was that Trump refused to be upstaged by Carson and he didn’t want to run the risk of walking out at the same time as Carson, thus appearing less important than Cruz.

I think that’s because, for lack of a better phrase, Larry Flynt went all the way. Playboy of late seems to have this very fembot plastic-y quality that may have been supposed to be about tasteful exploration but ends up just trying to be edgy and failing miserably. It seems sad, and if there’s anything you don’t want…

Well, if we’re taking it in that direction, no thread is complete without

Kanye West is high-key gross.

Then again, Kanye is the guy who thought Tyga was smart for “getting in early” when Kylie was still a minor so...

I voted for Obama last time around. I felt that he had a better grasp on the issues that I considered vitally important and I felt that it was important that he wanted to work with the Republicans to the extent that he could. This time around I’m strongly leaning Hillary because there is a hard-nosed battle-tested…

She’d probably be remembered as a better singer if she didn’t over sing everything ever.