I can’t explain it, but I have this visceral dislike of O’Malley. It gets stronger when he gets all smiley or tries to turn on the charm. I feel bad because the man is probably decent but I’m not sad to see him go because now I can watch the debates without growling at my TV.

I just want you to take responsibility that I just spent a solid minute shaking with silent laughter at my work computer, hoping that nobody would pass by and wonder why I find data entry so hysterical.

What does it say that I 100% did not notice the difference and kept going on my merry way until you pointed it out?

Ronald Reagan used Born In The USA, Sarah Palin used Barracuda, Trump used Rolling In The Deep (not sure I get why)... politicians just do not learn, do they?

Can I cast a vote for Jesse Williams for next month? Hot and smart!

I love Grease pretty much anywhere, any time, any how, so I was in, but I ended up feeling so meh about this version. The chemistry was totally missing, the actors were trying to recreate the movie performances, and this version was a weird mishmash of the stage and movie versions.

I’m curious why you feel that he’s a good orator. I hate his presence on stage because I feel like he’s either begging for more time or he’s giving what seems like extremely rehearsed answer with this air that I think is supposed to be charming but instead comes off kind of desperate and creepy. The only reason that I…

This has nothing to do with my inchoate six-year-old crush on Danny Zuko, which developed into a full-blown lust as soon as I was old enough; because of this childhood scarring, I still harbor enough feelings of attraction towards young John Travolta that somehow I’m able to separate him in my mind from the smiling…

Queen.

I felt so smugly superior for a second because I’m Android 4 Lyfe but then I remembered that I’m constantly late too. :(

With a soupcon of “LOOK AT ME, I’M FUNNY DAGNABBIT.”

Artist’s rendering of Mike Huckabee.

I am also not a legal expert but this can’t possibly be ok. First of all this:

The reason I hesitate is because I’m not very socially gifted and have a very high discomfort level around men, despite never having been abused, as far as I know. So I’ve been trying to push myself to learn how to socialize lately. But it makes it difficult for me to know when someone is actually being a creep versus…

I met a guy online and agreed to go out with him recently but I really don’t want to anymore because he’s pinging my distrust something fierce. He didn’t like that I wouldn’t give him on demand pictures and he suggested that after grabbing a drink for our first date we take a walk in a park (or similar.) I noped outta…

I think my favorite part of this is that these assholes went to all this trouble to catch Planned Parenthood but couldn’t because PP didn’t do anything wrong but in the process these fuckweasels got themselves into legal trouble. I don’t even know which joyous gif to post.

Literally EXACTLY what I thought.

I should feel bad because human life and whatnot but nope. He made this bed.

To quote Lewis Black: “That’s not weather, that’s an emergency condition.”