That’s what I thought, too.

Waiting for the Republican Whiner Baby tantrum in 3...2...1...

“I ain’t sayin she’s a gold digger, but...I am recommending she try to become one.” -The OC Register

You’re looking at roughly a RuPaul’s Drag U.

I guess Russell is the Future now?

10/10 Would agree with this theory. I’ve long thought that Facebook makes you miserable because you have all this material to compare your life to someone else’s and you know all about how shitty your life is, but everyone else’s life looks great on FB. And misery and anger do seem to go hand in hand. Wouldn’t…

Hey, yes it is! It’s part of the Bill of Ten-ish Rights or So. And you are persecuting me by saying I’m wrong!!!!11!

“And he’s one of the great abusers of women of all time.”

Teamwork makes the dream work.

Exactly. The process worked. The process intended to give cops carte blanche to kill has totally worked. How does Jeb Bush not listen to the words that are coming out of his mouth? I always thought W. was the stupid one, but I’m starting to think that they’re all dumb as a box of rocks. I guess that family has got way…

They’re so dumb that trying to argue with these people is impossible. At this point I just sit here like

I am so sorry you had to go through that. :( Teaching is a tough job and it sucks when parents make it harder instead of easier. I just hate dealing with people who assume that they are so smart or well-educated that they know everything. There is always more to learn. Always. If you’re done learning it’s because you…

Thank you!

Just today and tomorrow and then we can bid good riddance to this motherfucker and get started with 2016.

The story spends some time extolling Damon’s intelligence, noting that he attended, but did not graduate from, Harvard.

The proof: a poll that doesn’t add up to 100.

Or, even funnier, what if he doesn’t get the nomination at all and its because he gets beaten? I will laugh myself sick if he has to try and explain how he’s still a winner.

But think about this - what if he gets the nom and then loses horribly and has to figure out how to explain that one. It might actually be pretty funny. So 2016 does have potential.

Can I get an over/under on this guy viewing Mystery as some sort of role model? Because the only reason one should intentionally do this to one’s hair is for peacocking reasons.

I’d probably tell me kids that they were forbidden to listen to it and could they please throw a proper temper tantrum and blast like, Metallica or go listen to Motorhead in honor of Lemmy, you know?