5SOS are also big Creed and Nickelback fans.

Are there any nice people that work on Chuck Lorre shows?

I’m betting his logic is “I changed the order of some words and if its good enough for Katy Perry/Taylor Swift/Insert Pop Star Here it’s good enough for me.” Seriously, I remember reading an article awhile back that mentioned that the real money in music is in the royalties for the songwriting and that even if an…

Does this motherfucker think we’re stupid? Hey, Mike Huckabee, we can fucking hear you and remember what you have said. Especially when you write it the fuck down. I hope the cognitive dissonance of it all gives him an aneurysm.

If I could only figure out how to throw up into the internet and send it directly onto that fuckstick. He has not only abdicated his role as prosecutor (which is to, y’know, prosecute) but he has acted on behalf of the defense. He presented the evidence to the grand jury, which is basically a tool to say “yes, you…

Some kind of Douchebag Emeritus system.

“leftists who now control the Republican party.”

See you on the 30th of Never. :( :(

KIRBY DELATUER KIRBY DELAUTER KIRBY DELAUTER.

Ohhhh is this that Rita Ora everyone is talking about?

David Spade be like

You know what’d be hysterical? Donald Trump having to give birth. You know he’d be begging for mercy and whatever drugs they’d be willing to give him. I’d say that pushing another human out of your vagina requires a fair amount of strength and stamina.

Everyone should just say that we’ve been drafting new talent and we’re ready for an exciting and hopeful next season.

The one that got me interested in the whole thing was “All The Devils Are Here” by Bethany McLean and Joe Nocera. It has glossary and what is essentially a cast of characters, so it’s a lot easier to track what’s going on. It’s well-written and I thought it did a great job of both tracking the evolution of how the…

LBJ was a master of throwing people off. I frequently quote his famous line “when you have them by the balls, hearts and minds will follow.”

I just got back from seeing The Big Short. In school I always thought I wasn’t good at math because calculus-based math made no sense to me. But as a young kid I really enjoyed arithmetic and money. I also really liked history. (I was a kid who was curious about basically everything.) So as I got older my parents have…

You know how football teams sometimes have to have a “rebuilding year” where they play like shit because they’re trying a bunch of new stuff and they’re bringing on new talent from the draft? I seem to have a shifty year every 3-4 years followed by a really good year. So I’m hoping 2015 was my rebuilding year.

I think I heard Pharrell clarify at some point that bae is actually an acronym that stands for “before anyone else” and just sort of got absorbed into the lexicon. But who knows, I could be very wrong. I am not An Old but I am An Uncool.