I’m pretty sure that Teddy Roosevelt halfway through an asthma attack would still be in better shape than Trump on his best day.

Re #3: I am so with you on that one. If you believe that Trump has never drank to excess, smoked, done some coke, and probably more, then I have the most classiest bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.

I am 100% sure this letter is bullshit. Grammar mistakes aside, the turns of phrase are signature Trump. Also note how he carefully doesn’t mention Trump’s non-therapeutic drug use. You can’t possibly convince me that a guy who was a billionaire in the 1980s didn’t do plenty of cocaine at a bare minimum. Not to…

Oh, you can unequivocally state this? You’ve got medical records dating back to 1776? Smashing.

Actually I think that one husband has some an ER-era George Clooney Caesar (not to say that he looks like George. I’d fuck old-man Cloons a billion times and not even stop to think about it before I’d let that creepy husband dude anywhere near me) blended with the Jim Carrey Dumb and Dumber cut and the other has some…

“...because it’s just like a regular person but in small form.”

Ok, so fairly obviously there are photographers what looks like maybe a foot away, and he’s got his hand up her skirt? At least that’s what I’m assuming, because otherwise I think his hand is missing. Also why are his shoes two different colors? You stay klassy, Biebs.

I believe they actually did. And I hope PP metaphorically burns that shit to the ground.

Oh, ok, that’s a neat little trick. Instead of openly wasting everybody’s time and money on malicious prosecution, they’re not-so-secretly wasting everyone’s time by saying “I heard it from a friend, you should go look into it.” Then the Health Department can go look into it on the basis of “we heard it from the AG.”…

The fact that I’m 100% sure you’re correct depresses me so thoroughly.

So, if I’m understanding correctly, the Ohio AG is filing suit against Planned Parenthood over the actions of a third party because they don’t like PP? How is that legal? Hell, how is that not malicious prosecution?

If I may be a little more partisan: please vote and please do not vote Republican. The Democrats may not be perfect but their platform doesn’t openly let banks make billions of dollars on us trying to get a college degree that is effectively a high school diploma, nor do they take away the protections in place from…

Man do I ever feel lucky that the first time I brought home a C my mom said “well, it’s not great but I got a few Cs in my time and I’m fine.” The biggest advantage that my mother ever gave me was to teach me that as I grew up no one was going to take care of me. My high school was overcrowded and under funded and so…

This joins nicely with a rant that I go into every time I see a Republican politician on the TV. Words mean something. You cannot just saying fetus =/= baby. They are different fucking words with a different fucking meaning.

I keep going over this in my mind. Legally I don’t think she does have any responsibility. Morally, though? Yeah, I think she does. But I think she has only as much responsibility as any other forced-birther out there. The message that abortion is murder and anyone who believes in it is a murder helps people…

But the hateful rhetoric and exhortations that we need to do something and demonization of Planned Parenthood didn’t contribute to this at all, right? /sarcasm

Same with sororities. Pretty much any society based on exclusion and cumulative advantage benefits those who are in it and hurts those who are not. Although it’s worthwhile to note that this primarily applies to the Panehllenic organizations, those with their own houses. The service frats/sororities tend to have a…

You know that quote “it’s hard to win a debate with a smart man, it’s damn near impossible to win a debate with a stupid one?” I think Ted Cruz has figured out how to make it even worse. Trying to win a debate against a smart person who is smart enough to play dumb? I’d stroke out from the rage of it all.

Hot take alert: I think Scalia might either actually be descending into some degree of senility or else the constant anger and racism has finally overtaken him. His opinions used to be well-written, if racist and rage-inducing. After reading his dissent in Obergefell he came across a lot less witty and a lot more like…

Yeah, I mean I’m pretty willing to sell my soul for money and I wouldn’t fuck this guy for all his bank account. And I’m not even as pretty as Katy Perry.