I’m always really surprised at how terrifically bad he is at persuading considering that he did debate in college and that shit’s no joke. Although I am acquaintances with someone who went to college with Cruz and said that he only plays dumb for his audience. According to my acquaintance, at least in college, Cruz…

Is it just me projecting or does this kid look like he really doesn’t want to be there?

He once joked on Twitter about trying to buy Katy Perry’s guitar so he could get a date with her.

I figure if law school doesn’t reduce me to tears a couple of times then I’m not working hard enough.

To Rick “God I hope Safe Search is on” Santorum:

Well I’ve cried fewer than ten times (that I remember) so I think they’re going ok? I’m just waiting for my LSAT score and finishing up my essay, so the hardest part is over. Until I start school. But thank you for the well wishes!

Oh, sorry, I didn’t realize. My brain is broken because I’m still recovering from law school apps.

Oh yeah, I’d fuck Ralph Finnes six ways to Sunday and twice on the Saturday before I’d so much as wear a bathing suit in front of Trump. But I’m talking about the character of Voldemort, who is a pretty solid allegory for Hitler.

Oh I know. Both my mom and my dad’s families are Jewish and some perished and others never saw their brothers and sisters again. My mom’s family was mostly over here by that time, but they fled the pogroms in Russia. Just in terms of WWII my family was luckier than others, I suppose. I had a teacher whose family spent…

100% perfect except that it would also eliminate the Jews and he loves them because they are Negotiators, just like that goldtone-plated idiot.

Trump’s campaign is honestly starting to frighten me. The racism and xenophobia was all over the place right around WWII. There were plenty of people saying “we can’t let the Jews in” or “we have to get the Japanese out” and it can absolutely happen again if we let our country give in to the hate. We are better than…

Worst ever Would You Rather.

So many good puppies but sleepy puppies are potentially my favorite. Look at them all snuggled up. Warms my cold, dark heart.

Mitch McConnell is a national fucking embarrassment. Like, I wish I could defund his healthcare at least until he funds healthcare for the first responders. He has no shame and he is letting people who were the first in line to help in a time of major tragedy get sicker and die. I know it’s not, but it feels like…

Here’s the thing - I consider myself to be socially liberal and fiscally conservative. Time was I might have voted Republican. But a) the Republican party hasn’t got a right to call itself fiscally conservative anymore. They’re only too happy to spend money on things that they like, such as fighting for laws that…

Yup, domain-squatting. It’s definitely a thing. And Bush’s advisers should have been smart enough to see it coming.

I would expect that part of the reason for this is because the parties have moved farther away from each other in terms of ideology. If I had a daughter and she married a staunch Republican, who identified as Republican in this current political climate, I’d have questions. Do your expectations line up as far as…

If it gets any sadder I think someone is legally obligated to write a country song about it.

His team running his national campaign is pretty experienced, though. I believe many of them worked on Bush 2000 and at least a few of them were on Bush 88 as well. If they’re not well-qualified I’d be shocked.

I mean, I think he’d be a truly terrible president, but as a fellow younger sibling, I kind of have sympathy that he and his older brother basically did everything first and he’s just sort of here. Also it must really suck to have your own mama basically say that you shouldn’t be running. Still don’t want him anywhere…