Honestly, I’d have no problem dating an almost-30 virgin. I’d have a huge problem dating a fundamentalist Christian.

Good gravy, I’m a Seahawks fan and even I wish RW would shut up about his special friendship with Jesus. I don’t care about the state of his sex life, just the state of his game.

I never thought I’d say this, but I’m actually not mad at Tebow for this. He said “no sex before marriage” roughly a bazillion times in a kajillion different media outlets. She has every right to get some, but it’s not like he hid the plan.

It’s very subtle and European in its cadence, and its palette. Which is really surprising, because neither one of us is well versed in that.

Oppose it all you want, but please keep your beliefs out of my healthcare.

Two things about that parallel. One, not eating causes noticeable and often striking differences to a person’s physical appearance. It was meant to draw attention and give an image to his causes. A sex strike wouldn’t necessarily be the same since (aside from pregnancy I can’t think of any physical characteristics…

It also seems to assume that sex is transactional for women. We don’t get what we want? No sex for you. Women have a right to enjoy sex for what it is - fun. This promotes the idea that women should be expected to use their bodies as incentive or disincentive for behaving like a decent human being. On the flipside it…

Shrimp in the curtain rods? That is a level of fuck you I can only marvel at. Keep being you.

METAL AS FUCK

Because fear is convenient. If they’re afraid of us, despite all best evidence that they don’t need to be, they can feel justified in hating us. The world is changing for many white men, they don’t automatically run shit the way they used to. They’ve confused “extreme privilege” with “rights” and now they’re upset…

That’s the smile of a girl who is used to getting away with shit.

She’d better do Stockard Channing proud. I’VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU, HUDGENS.

I think there’s a thing where you mix your ashes into a tree and then you plant the tree? Or something similar? I’m fine with two options. Option 1: No embalming, plain pine box, no varnish. Let me go back to the earth. Option 2: Mix me with a tree and plant me so I can be useful. I realize that both of these options…

Right? Even if this semi-melted Dreamsicle with ergot poisoning doesn’t get elected, what’s frightening is that there is a nonzero portion of the public supporting him. And Ben Carson as well. Some portion of the American voting public is 100% with this guy. And just because he doesn’t get elected doesn’t mean those…

Thank God everyone in my family is on a scale of “liberal” to “suuuuuper liberal.” Who needs to come party at my place?

10/10 would watch this double header concert.

I’m so torn. On the one hand I completely understand that the risk of transmission exists on a spectrum and that those who are HIV+ are often stigmatized, even if it’s more subtle than it used to be. But, on the other hand, as a person who is very conscious of her sexual health because of other health issues I have, I…

I’m willing to bet that your insurance adjuster would have at least listened to your line of reasoning. “Trumper sticker, you say? We’ll just put ‘other car backed into you.’”

I think his argument might basically be “well, there was grass on the field...” which is so gross that I think I passed out for a second there.

Excuse me, vomiting into forever.