Please forgive me, my facepalm is directed at Kasich, not at you:

is what I’m getting from this.

Can we elect Lame Duck Obama for another four years? Or at least can he and Joey B stick around to hype Pres Sanders or Clinton (electorate willing)?

Like, I’ve heard enough stories of Guy Fieri’s sexual harassing behavior that I cannot in good conscience say that he doesn’t deserve it, but at the same time Bourdain is kind of an unbridled dickface. Whenever he makes fun of Fieri I’m just like “you’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.”

Billy Baldwin, MAYBE. Inching towards Stephen Baldwin.

Matthew Goode because I am an absolute sucker for blue eyes and shitty romantic comedies. (Chasing Liberty was a great move. Fight me.)

On the one hand I get that we absolutely need to try to have some organization to this and make sure that we aren’t missing a security threat, but on the other hand I wonder where my family would be if my grand- and great-grandparents hadn’t been able to seek refuge here in the US. These people are running from Daesh.…

Oh, I just got what you mean. Nvm and apologies.

Fun fact: As of 2015, fewer than half of the Southern states (below the Mason-Dixon Line) take $1 or less for every $1 paid in taxes. Roughly 30 states are basically paying for the rest of the country and many of the ones doing the most damage are (drumroll please...) in the South. By all means, I say let them go.

Give yourself permission to cry, or be angry, or just shut down for a minute. Breakups are hard and you deserve to feel what you feel. Not wallowing, precisely, but not trying to bury it and walk away immediately. I’m personally of the opinion that sometimes self-care is letting yourself feel so that you can move past…

You speak the truth! The other night I was tired from work and I’ve been under a lot of stress lately and I had to drive through the nightlife part of town and the entire time all I could think about was “lemme put on some PJs and go to sleep.”

Ok but grey hair tends to be coarser, she probably got some excellent volumizing product, it’s much shorter than in that picture that Drudge is trying to claim is her real hair, and I’m sure she has an excellent hairstylist and uses a round brush. Also her hair matches the texture of when she was in her…

Poe’s Law in action.

What kills me is that he sounded confident while saying it and the majority of the American population hasn’t got a fucking clue about what the facts are so he’ll come away having actually scored points with somebody instead of everyone going “WHAT? NO. We’re not bringing back boom-and-bust. No thanks on another Great…

We’re using dominant in two different contexts.

The Republicans are the epitome of “you gotta die with the lie.” I’m not 100% sure they actually know how to tell the truth.

Hence why “happy holidays.” No default assumptions, no continued assertion of Christian dominance.

Shit you guys, Rand Paul is saying not-stupid things. I haven’t had enough alcohol for this.

EXCUSE ME IS BEN CARSON ARGUING CONTAINMENT? Dude we did this. It was called the Cold War. CONTAINMENT DON’T WORK.

I flat out just started shouting at the TV when Ben Carson talked about his tax plan. Does this motherfucker not get that if you make $40,000 then $4K in taxes is way harder to bear than if you make $400,000 and have to give up $40K? Does he really not get that?