I have so many questions, such as what enemy of hers did the Photoshopping for this calendar? Why has she not yet figured out that not only was Roseburg not a gun-free zone but there was actually an armed person who stated that he did not open fire for fear of causing more damage and/or being mistaken for the…

I would beg them to commit that to oil and canvas. I would pay decent money for a print of it.

Spoiler alert: the Romans kill Jesus.

I mean, if even Whoopi isn’t here for your nonsense you might be about ten clicks beyond crazy. But even so I don’t think I can make it through an episode. I will probably just have to rely on the YouTube gods to put forth the goods.

Good God I hope the various mews outlets answer this email with “lol no. :)” That is precisely the level of respect these troglodytes deserve. “Wahhh you’re not asking me only the things that will portray me in the best light and that’s unfair!” GTFOH.

I actually went with “you’re confusing bias with not mindlessly accepting the demonstrably false lies that the GOP tries to peddle because they think people are dumb enough not to notice.” We had quiet work time for quite awhile after that.

Exactly. I’m fresh outta fucks for these Republican candidates who feel like the media was “mean” to them. It’s not a journalist’s job to be nice. They do not work for these candidates. It’s a journalist’s job to provoke honest answers out of people and to ask questions that can’t be brushed of with pat platitudes. A…

Right? I filled my tank on Saturday and I kept trying to fill it after it was full because I kept looking at the pump going “$30? My tank’s not full. It’s $40 to fill it top to bottom.”

I love that this is a job, because I would have never thought of it but it totally makes sense now that I hear it. Also I love that you shared this.

Oh, no doubt. Fox News makes me so angry I spent about ten minutes ranting about them to a Republican friend of mine when she asked me “you don’t think the media is biased towards the Democrats?” I think I scared her. Sorry not sorry, though.

This is what drives me nuts about the Republican party. If the media doesn’t roll over and give them the questions that they want, it’s a conspiracy. If the media points out that their facts are straight-up wrong it’s bullying. I’m so fucking sick and tired of the victim mentality. At some point, reality has to be…

Quick question: how much of the shit that’s come out of Carly Fiorina’s mouth has been incorrect or has at least has had to be backtracked? I’d be willing to bet somewhere around 92%.*

Depends on how big you are. I’m a 38DDDD and I swear by the Panache sports bra. It’s more comfortable than my regular bra and it hold my boobs in place. It’s a little pricier, but I find that the higher you go in size, you really get what you pay for.

There’s something about the hair in combination with the eye makeup that makes her look a little unshowered to me and then combine it with the expression and I look at her and all I can think is, “she is high.”

Huh, that’s what I think of when I think someone is “lily white,” but I realize now that doesn’t imply wealth. Maybe Lockjaw White?

Plus they changed the hell out of his hair. At a minimum it’s been cut into a much more “boyish” style and dyed to be darker, which probably would also serve to make him look paler, both of which make him look younger. I mean, he’s a complete shithead but A+ marks to his styling team. They worked magic.

I think that definitely plays a part although for the life of me I cannot figure out how they managed to get his chin to disappear. Also the glasses really help. No wonder Clark Kent was able to get away with just using glasses as a disguise, I probably would have assumed these two douchebags were related but I…

Did they manage to make his face smaller? WTF? But points to his lawyers, he looked a lot younger and nerdier in his court gear.

He’s not interesting enough to be raving. I will happily give you full marks for lunatic, though.

Also there were five Democrats to eleven Republicans (and they barely let Jim Webb speak, so closer to four Democrats to eleven Republicans) so no shit the Democrats got more time to talk, Republican whiner babies. My favorite moment of the night had to be Rubio trying to pretend it was because the Democrats couldn’t…