Both of these faces say “fight me, motherfucker.” I like it.

I believe there are certain times you can’t waive your right to sue in a contract, such as with gross negligence. And I think (I’m not a real lawyer, so someone feel free to correct me) the contract didn’t agree that he could just abscond with their money, so they wouldn’t be breaking the contract to sue for something…

Yeah, I guess it’s pretty similar. I’d bug out if someone called me “kiddo” because that’s what my dad called me.

I believe they do that somewhere in Wisconsin.

Oh, agreed. It’s the familial relationship part that gives me the squicks.

No, because I’m just voicing an opinion that I don’t really get it and it’s not my personal jam but a lid for every pot, y’know? Do you, boo, but the whole “Daddy” thing isn’t for me.

Agreed. I have literally never understood the “call me daddy thing.” I just feel like “NOPE. I’m not trying to have sex with some father figure so NOPE NOPE NOPE.” Or, as a friend of mine says, I don’t need a daddy because I have a father.

My unsolicited two cents: if you’re old enough to be getting married you’re old enough that your father doesn’t need to know the state of your hymen.

This is amazing and I just...*clap clap clap*

I’ve never really understood what a rage blackout felt like right up until now.

Eleven Liars Lying

Insert Photoshopped dicks here

Holy fuck I need to get a job as a Representative. Those are the chillest hours of all time and I’m willing to sell my soul so I think this can work.

Calling it right now - Ryan has a mistress. He could relocate his family to DC to cut out on travel time. He has enough money that he could afford to send his kids to private school. Hell, they could live in a nice suburb of Virginia, where the houses are big and the schools are nice. The only conceivable reason that…

RuPaul appreciation thread?!

I’ve always wanted to learn French so this could work oot.

I sing it the way I sing the US anthem. “*mumble mumble mumble* O CANADA, GLORIOUS AND FREE, O CANADA I STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE.”

Hey Canada, do you have room for one more? I’m pretty nice and I can cook. And I can even sing a solid 50% of O Canada.

The entire time that Grease travesty was going on, I was so embarrassed that Olivia Newton-John even had to see this. I watched Grease probably a concerning number of times. John Travolta was my first crush (look, an eight year old doesn’t have great gaydar nor did I know what Scientology was) and I could sing along…

Point. That is a woman who set goals for herself.