I’d sooner vote for the condom from the porno shoot because at least at one point the condom was useful.

Karina is the woman in Tom Bergeron’s tweet who is stretching out.

Well watching that would be one very effective way to curb my appetite.

Ok, while you’re checking, what is Karina’s shade? Shirley Eaton in Goldfinger?

Quite frankly the most selfish and entitled people I’ve ever met have all been boomers. They rotted the economy to live high and left their children to pay the bill. I haven’t got an ounce of fucking pity for the Boomer generation, as a whole.

I don’t remotely consider it “whining” to be angry about the fact that boomers tanked the economy so that they could live high for a decade. I’m angry that my college education (at the same school, no less) cost three times my Boomer mother’s education and is worth probably half of what hers was. And I’m angry that we…

No problem. When you go to your consultation when the electrolysis, ask them what style they use, ask them what machine they use, ask them how long they’ve been working, and whether or not they’ve received any formal training. Read reviews of your electrologist! You don’t want to get some rando who found a machine on…

-Ambitious Corndog was my favorite

No Backbone, Clearly.

The latter, unfortunately. Also I would like Boomers to please stop wrecking the housing market. Saving money is hard enough even when I don’t have to fight them for every available non-slummy apartment around.

That’s because the laser is attracted to the contrast in your skin tone and the hair. I’m pale as hell with dark, dark hair and laser worked like a charm on larger areas. But I highly suggest electrolysis if laser isn’t right for you. Electrolysis is permanent and, if you have a good electrologist, not particularly…

Living in the PacNW and getting dry skin I’m all about the dry skin remedies. I recently started washing my hands at night before I go to bed with a coconut body scrub, then putting on a body oil and then a coat of thick hand cream (I use the Kiehl’s hand salve.) I throw on some gloves if I’m going to be doing stuff,…

I appreciate your response - that does help clarify why the people negotiating on behalf of the talent aren’t pushing harder. I wish I knew what the answer was. I guess it starts with just not shutting up about it. Calling out sexism feels so pointless, but I suppose it’s better than nothing, y’know?

So here’s my question - I don’t think Pascal’s wrong to negotiate her hardest to get the best price possible for her side of the deal. That’s her job. But who is negotiating for these women? Presumably their agents who (I’m assuming) probably have male clients as well. So they’ve gotta know what their male clients who…

Well, facts are notoriously overrated. That commenter remembers you saying it so it must be true! /eyeroll

This is excellent. I really love the insane troll logic at work here. “You made this comment! I’m sure of it! Because you’ve made hundreds of comments and I vaguely remember it!”

I mean, speaking in my official capacity as A Jew this is some truly Grade-B bananas racist logic, but that misspelling really adds an extra dimension of hilarity.

This Pillsbury Doughboy meets Benjamin Button-looking fucker can just sit right down. He helped nick the election for Bush and he helped bring out the crazies to win. He is responsible for so much ill in our political system, so I’d very much like for him to jump off a pier and take a deep breath.

No because during the debate last night he would not quit smiling like that smarmy guy at the bar who is trying to hit on you aggressively even though he’s most definitely old enough to be your dad and he’s being super gross about it and won’t back the fuck off and nope.

Bernie: A college degree today is worth a high school diploma 50 years ago.