“Secretary Clinton, do you want to respond?” “No.”

You mentioned Judaism, which is so funny, because I was also thinking how I was always taught that part of Judaism is an utmost respect for life, although I believe Talmudic law defines life as beginning at first breath. I remember when I was younger and went to a Jewish study summer camp we were taught that pregnant…

I was thinking of just that parable!

Important question - do you think the Democrats are getting the biggest laugh out of this whole dumpster fire of a Speaker election? I laugh every time I think of Pelosi texting her fellow Dems like “these jokers couldn’t elect a ham sandwich president of lunch.” I mean, it’s got to be a little funny that after having…

Ok, I found it in the RCWs. It’s not perfect as it has that iffy viability standard, but it’s better than “NOPENOPENOPE AND YOU NEED JESUS.”

Tim Eyman can get bent. His stupid initiative is the reason that I have to pay the same in tab fees for my mostly dead 14 year old car that my friend pays for his brand new BMW.

I’m sorry but this makes me unreasonably happy, that Our Lady of Hypocrisy is mad at my state. We’re about as liberal as it gets. Legalized gay marriage, alcohol sold in grocery stores and on all days, legal pot, and I believe that the right to an abortion is actually codified into the Revised Code of Washington, so…

I like to go with “tell that to rickets.”

I’d also like to submit for consideration people who cheerfully say “whatever doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger!”

OK I’m having a bad day so I’m not even capable of being nice about this. Listen, Candace “Thinking Is Overrated” Cameron Bure: you are a fucking idiot. You are so stupid it hurts. Yes, people are assholes on twitter. You know where else people are assholes? In the real world where they are actively fighting to…

I wanna get famous just so I can get asked this question and reply with “of course I’m a feminist. Why, aren’t you? Do you not believe that women should earn equal pay for equal work?” And then just smile sweetly. If you don’t think I deserve equality then you’re going to fucking tell me to my face and in as many…

Word, stop trying to convert us, just worry about converting those third downs.

How about Relatively Not Awful Pope?

tbh I don’t give a flying fuck what this Pope thinks because he’s the head of a sexist and homophobic organization with a more scandals than I can count. He’s wrong and the Catholic Church’s thoughts on a particular matter shouldn’t really affect American law (I know, keep dreaming). He may be cooler than the rest of…

Not gonna lie, right up until I scrolled down and saw the twitter account on this photo I was like “that rando is really pretty.” Is it just me or does that really not look like her?

Shouldn’t that be a scatter plot? Since it’s depicting discrete years and not continuous data. I don’t know, it’s been a minute since I dealt with graphs and my graph game was never the strongest in the room, but I’m pretty sure that graph is fucked in any number of ways.

I got midway through the “cancer kills” sentence and the only thing that stopped me from yelling “OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE” was that I’m at work. False dichotomy is such an obvious fallacy that his laziness makes me mad. BE LESS BAD AT LIFE, JASON CHAFFETZ.

I don’t know, the deluge of crazy could potentially work against them. Their crazy is going to be on full display without John Boehner to hide it. The full-bananapants crazy is likely to turn off moderate voters from the Republican party and may even be enough to sway them to vote for a Democrat. And the Democrats…

This feels, to me, like a textbook example of the saying “when you lie down with dogs, you get fleas.” The Republicans courted this monster. They wanted to win and they did it by rallying the looniest among us. Now the inmates have taken over the Republican asylum. This is the end result of the Southern Strategy. On…

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