I think she’s confusing her power with power vested in her. She doesn’t get to pick who gets to get married. It’s a state institution and the power to grant those licenses lies with the state. Kim Davis isn’t anything special. She is an agent of the state. Any fool can do her job. I don’t get why she’s acting like her…

I dislike Donald Trump for any number of reasons, not the least of which is because he is making me side with Carly Fiorina who I find to be an objectively bad option for POTUS. She famously presided over HP’s swan dive off a cliff but she’s not wrong about this.

Some light googling turns up that she went to a formal high school (I think in Nashville) for her freshman and sophomore year. In 2006 she began to be homeschooled and dropped her debut album. That means that at the most conservative she would have gone to school for the 04-05 year (freshman) and 05-06 (sophomore)…

Her math is totally off. I’m six months older than her and I was in seventh grade at the time. Sixth grade would make sense, so for fifth grade she would have to have been held back a year.

I’m roughly 70 percent sure she’s incorrect about her grade. I was also born in 1989 and I was in 7th grade at the time. She was born in December so she’s have been a year behind in school, which means she should have been in 6th grade. Unless she got held behind, of course. Not that it matters, but you’re not as old…

With Ed Sheeran as Second Gentleman?

Reminds me of a baby learning to talk. You know how they get the vocabulary but the actual order in which they should go is a little shaky?

She’s like “Stephen Colbert” but way more committed to the bit.

See, personally I’m operating under the suspicion that she might be having an eight year long stroke and this is just another in a series of cries for help.

There are a truly sad number of attornies who don’t understand that the Supremacy Clause means that the federal government trumps the state government where they conflict. It’s in that document they’re always on about. Oh, what’s it called? They never mention it so I can’t remember. OH WAIT NOW I REMEMBER IT’S CALLED…

Dear Mike Huckabee,

Damon Wayans Jr. could you PLEASE go talk to your father. I know he’s salty about his lack of relevance but this is just ridiculous.

I’m 26 and generally people under 24 are still just finding their adult sea legs, so I try to stay above that. On the flip side I shy away from above 30. That’s usually the age where marriage and babies starts to be a thing and I’m so not ready for that.

I’ve been waiting to use this one and I’m SO EXCITED.

Really looking forward to her episode of MSNBC Lockup.

I mentioned having a computer game on floppy disk to a twelve year old. She replied with “what’s a floppy disk? Was it a thing from when you were young?” I basically stood there sputtering that 26 is not old. But I remember being in elementary school when the middle schoolers came to visit she they seemed so cool and…

I have a feeling it differs from enlisted to officer and cost of housing affects a lot. I once saw an officer but his fiancee a $20k diamond ring, but I’ve also known a couple of enlisted folks who struggled to make ends meet.

Oh, Dan Patrick. This is not great on so very many levels.

10/10 would bang like a screen door on a hurricane.