Texas continues to do Texas shit. Rest of country wonders why we allow them outside without pinning their address to their metaphorical coat.

The sad part is that they don’t even have to show sincerely held religious belief. All they have to so is claim it.

So if I understand correctly, fundamental Christians think that the Israelites are useful idiots and the Israelites think the same thing of fundies? OK then.

Bloody Marys, breakfast of champions.

The name of this act is just more proof that they come up with the acronym first and then figure out a Mad Libs-esque vaguely related name later. I’m really looking forward to the official name of the “Vote For This Or You Don’t Love America” act of two thousand and eventually.

You go, Carol Spinney. What a wonderful human being. Excuse me, I gotta go deal with these onion cutting ninjas in my office.

What curse words, tho? My friend just downloaded 200cc on MarioKart 8 and I need some fresh material.

I mean, he’s right that they can’t create statutory law but he’s still a fucking idiot because SCOTUS decisions are precedential law for the rest of the courts and determine whether or not a court can holds that a law can be enforced. States still have to follow precedent, they can’t just make shit up because they…

Probably because of his Princeton education. As one of my also-Princeton educated relatives said, he’s smart but evil. He’s smart enough to know that smart doesn’t play and evil enough not to care what he’s doing.”

I don’t really think it’s fair to blame millenials as a whole group. People across all age ranges have driven drunk and they’re all assholes for it. Also I don’t agree that we’re a “trophy for showing up” generation and I’ve got a laundry list of issues with the Boomers. Broadly speaking, every generation has a…

I get where you’re coming from, but I look at like this: they’re putting on a satirical show. They want to parallel it as closely as possible to force the legal system to either put its preference for Christianity on display or it creates enough legal confusion and disagreement that the higher courts will be more…

Satan for prez.

Hillary Clinton: She’s not Cruz, Rubio, Walker, or Bush!

Dress codes have annoyed me since I was old enough to know what they were. I got boobs in fourth grade and the Great Spaghetti Monster wasn’t shy with them either. I’d get in trouble for wearing a scoop neck or v-neck shirt because apparently I had visible cleavage. Fast forward eight years to my senior year in high…

For Anna’s mic-dropping needs.

Bud Light: She Said Yes The 15th Time I Asked

I think if Kennedy votes with equality he’ll write it. Roberts probably won’t want to be the primary on something so charged. If Kennedy doesn’t go pro-equality, I think it’ll go to RBG or Sotomayor. If equality wins, the dissent will almost certainly go to Scalia. At left that’s what I think. Who knows, the court…

Oof, sorry for the long-winded rant.

Kennedy probably worries me the most. This is Roberts’ court and I think he’s more protective of his legacy than people necessarily give him credit for. I’d bet on a Sandra Day O’Connor-esque opinion - very measured and politic. Narrow enough that Roberts can get on board but broad enough to fall in line with the…

There are a few key differences between Sulkowicz’s actions and following you around accusing you of rape. The only time she accused by name the guy who is suing Columbia was in her complaint to the school (to the best of my knowledge). Court and arbitration proceedings are subject to qualified privilege, which means…