And if you’re ever in the mood for weird, nuclear accident-colored food, Annie’s has got your back as they make an orange mac and cheese. Plus they have Mac shaped like Arthur Aardvark so what are you even waiting for?

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Right? Like, COME THE FUCK ON COULD YOU PLEASE STOP KILLING PEOPLE. Ugh. If a cop’s first reaction is to escalate the situation and get someone killed THEY SHOULDN’T FUCKING HAVE A GUN. Jesus, how hard is it to understand that taking a human life is a serious fucking thing. And yes, black, brown, whatever your game,…

Right?! I’m like we could go red. If ever last person outside of King, Snohomish, Pierce, and Spokane voted red, you could win. Pander to me!

RBG FOR LYFE

Jesus wasn't necessarily black. He was a Semitic guy from Israel. He would have looked like a very, very tan olive-skinned guy. Quite frankly, Jesus probably looked a lot like a guy who would regularly get the Special Search at an airport today. It's unlikely that he would have been clean shaven and he was a carpenter…

It’s not called Thin Mint on the packaging but it is definitely girl scout cookies in there. Happy Friday!

Have you ever had the Ghirardelli Scout Cookie chocolate? It’s basically thin mints in bar form. And it’s sold year round. Approve.

AHHHH this just happened to me the other day at work. I was on an elevator with four middle aged or slightly older guys. I work with all of them, so we were all going to the same exact floor. The elevatorelevator stops and all the guys do this Moses parts thethe Red Sea thing where they formed an aisle to let me walk…

I don’t know, this is something that has been needling at me for awhile and maybe all you excellent people can help me talk it out. I’m of Sephardic descent and until my parents my dad’s side of the family did not intermarry with non-Sephardim. Now I look more like my mom’s side of the family (aka I’m definitely…

I don’t even like kids, but if that child’s grandfather says some negative shit about developmental delays (which the child doesn’t have control over, so what the fuck, grown human man?) I will mentally be in your corner while you fuck him up from top to toes.

It’s so sexist and I fucking loathe when men comment on women’s weight as if the women have failed in their duty to remain bangable. I personally feel that Chris Wallace doesn’t have the right to make so much as a single peep on the subject anyway, but it bothers me greatly that Faux News thinks Kelly Clarkson’s…

Supposedly it’s to protect businesses from having to do anything that violates its beliefs but you are absolutely correct that it’s actually intended to give them a way to discriminate. And it makes me so mad because corporations may be people in a logistical sense but they are not actually people and can’t “believe”…

Ah, but thanks to Hobby Lobby the court cannot consider the veracity of your belief, so long as you say it is sincerely held. I am absolutely sure that Hobby Lobby was written with the protection of Christianity in mind (although realistically, Christianity doesn’t need a damn bit of protection and it hasn’t needed it…

I know. I feel like I'm supposed to dislike her for whatever reason but I must admit I like TSwift. I feel like we could hang out and drink wine and talk shit about boys and she would turn all my pain into some super catchy hook. I'll need an apple box, though. Like a Scully Box where I can just wheel my ass around on…

This is very well stated. I think that a massive amount of it has to do with technology and defining events. 9/11 being a big one. I remember when I was littlw, I would run to the arrival lounge to greet visiting relatives as soon as they got off the plane. A kid 5 years my junior probably couldn't even conceive of…

Thomas' originalist perspective makes me so mad that I go cross-eyed. If we stuck to the original Constitution, Kennedy would be able to buy and sell him at auction. It's mind boggling to me! Okay, Thomas, if you want to play by origin a list rules then you only get 3/5 of a vote. If you want to play by those rules…

Isn't Kennedy supposed to be the swing vote now that O'Connor has retired? I swear he's getting more religious and conservative by the day. At this point I'd say he and Roberts are arguably equally middle of the road. And for this one even Alito sided with the pregnant woman? I know that Scalia and Thomas are strict…

You go, lil human. I was super impressed by Mikaila and her segment made me feel all the feels.

I don't even live anywhere near that respectability politics-spewing, hypocritical, douchecanoe of a probable rapist and I know of two women (one of whom I would trust with my life) who have both told the exact same story of how he attempted to drug them and rape them. Odds are low that it's a rarity.