I think some of the argument has to do with institutions that are inherently interstate. A marriage (the legal kind, not the religious kind) means that a spouse has certain rights and responsibilities that are different from someone who is merely a partner. Legal matrimony affects things like taxation rates and…

Seriously, does Taraji P. Henson have a lecture series or something because DAMN. High five to TPH.

University of Washington class of '10 would cordially like to invite this crazy bitch to bite us and shut the fuck up.

When did you graduate? A relative of mine who graduated in the early 80s said that women were first admitted the name students used to hold up signs rating their looks as they walked to dinner.

Here's how you can tell I'm from Seattle. Immediately I was like "why are we yelling at them like we're Richard Sherman?" But now I'm with it. "Federal law is the most supreme law of the land. When you come at us with a weak argument like that, that's the result you're gonna get!"

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Kanye, shut up, please. You are not the arbiter of all things artistic and further, while Beyonce can crank out a hit she is not the be all end all of anything. Honestly, her music is on the same level of like, Jessie J. Fantastic voice, enthusiastic performer, catchy songs. (Come at me, Beygency.)

Captain America is my kind of male.

This is 100% accurate. Case study: in the Lil Jon song "Git Low." The radio edit switches "all these bitches crawl" to "all these females crawl." Different word but meant to convey the same sentiment just in radio-friendly packaging.

I say this as someone who has a weird fondness for Texas despite being a Northwesterner (what can I say, I love blues, barbecue, and boys with Southern accents. I cannot say the same of bugs and batshit crazy lawmakers.) but Texas, you just got called out by Florida. Take a moment to reassess your life choices.

It's called The Sneaky Chef by Missy Chase Lapine. Basically you puree up spinach with water, a little lemon, and blueberries. It disappears well into blueberries, although the texture is a touch less rich. I also chop it up and let it cook down with my tomato sauce. I never taste it. The cookbook is nice, though, it…

You know, I have never really been great at spotting toupees. It is a skill I lack. If your hair is remotely believable I will probably believe it. That being said, his toupee has never been more obvious to me. There's a hard line that I think is meant to be his part but it just looks like he's losing his hair.

Have you tried making spinach brownies? I got them from thatrthat "hide veggies from your kids" cookbook (not the one that Jerry Seinfeld's wife wrote - I got it from the one she allegedly ripped off by Missy something or other.) My roommate was anemic so I'd mash up some spinach and stuff it into basically everything…

Do you sit in front of a computer all day or wear glasses? If your headache occurs around the same time every day could it be a limitation on your body? I focus on something far away for a few minutes each hour to give my eyes a rest and I know my sister used to get ferocious headache around 4 in the afternoon when…

It just makes me so sad. He brought so much joy to my life and his daughter is maybe a little younger than I am and her dad is gone. I have nothing but sympathy for the whole family and I hope they can find peace.

Wait, I love AC/DC. You Shook Me All Night Long is my jam.

I love Nordstrom's Zella line. It's basically Lululemon but half the price and goes on sale regularly. Plus that claim that the pants don't fall down is some aggressive bullshit. I have worn those pants. They're basically made of Velcro in that an insane amount of crap gets stuck to them and they stretch out really…

Last time my sister and I went to the opera we ended up in the nosebleeds, so we brought binoculars. Unfortunately the only binoculars we had were my dad's camo hunting binocs. PS, the reaction to us made the opera roughly 10X more amazing.

This. What you said. It's not about being able to be strong. It's about rapists raping because they need to hurt someone else. Do we need to put this in a goddamn nursery rhyme for these Fox "News" idiots? "One fish, two fish, red fish, stop victim blaming, you fucking idiot. " Not pithy, I'll grant you, but it is…

Male tears are the secret ingredient in my famous chili. Gives it a little kick.