I see this being an amazing movie if it had kind of a modernized Dr. Strangelove-esque vibe. Ooh, ooh, and could Meryl Streep play something? She's brilliant at dark comedy. I don't know, she's an amazing actress, I very she could pull off 19-year-old coed. Oh, she could be the Russian Intelligence Chief, ever more…

Accurate representation of my reaction:

The good news is that we'll never argue over boys.

I'm a Seahawks fan, so yes I have been obsessively following football lately, why do you ask? :)

Noooooooooooo this was never my intention I'm so sorry. Here, look, it's Marvel Chrisses in surround sound!

Chris Evans really wouldn't ever. It was the worst case scenario that I could think of. Chris Evans is probably currently in the middle of baking the world a creme brulee after which he will help old ladies cross the street and tell some shy young lady that she is wonderful and beautiful and smart.

For real, I feel lile it's not like Chris Brown's identity thief could do worse as Chris Brown than Chris Brown has already done.

I just read that like "Anthony Mackie nooooo stop talking you stop it right now." Maximally disappointing. If Chris Evans suddenly decides that "bitches need to fall in line" or some such nonsense, I'll just burst iinto tears. But until then, off to watch Chris Evans escort Betty White to the stage. Again. For the…

Here is a simple phrase I use to figure out whether I've gotten consent: "if she (or he) can't say no, she can't say yes." That's it! End of fucking phrase. Consent is not that hard. If you have to start diagramming sentences and parsing for additional meaning beyond a simple yes or no, you very probably don't have…

I'm no doctor (but fuck it, neither is most of Congress) but I did take a biology class specifically on sexual reproduction once. From what I understand, the mucus gets more pliable and your body's basal temperature rises as a sign of ovulation. The point of this is to make your uterus a more welcoming place for sperm…

More and more I'm starting to despair for my generation. We're inheriting an almost insurmountable amount of debt and we'll be living with dimwitted laws aimed at kicking those who are already down. I can't watch it anymore. I've always wanted to practice law. I wish I had the stomach or the legal genius of an RBG so…

Make it a lower scoop neck and I'll rock this all day long.

Is it wrong that I think the porn parody will be better because at least it'll be more accurate BDSM?

I'm pretty sure that Fifty Shades of Gag Me But Not In The Fun Way started out as Twilight fan fiction, so it makes complete sense that the main character has all the personality of a dishrag. I feel bad for Dakota Johnson that she's getting all this flak when the character was never going to be a role with any actual…

Bill Gates' father is a name partner at one of the biggest firms in Seattle and has been for many years. The family already had money, which it invested in DOS. Not to mention our state university donated time with their computer lab, which allowed them to build the DOS operating system. The state essentially gave…

Legal question: for defamation, in addition to proving that someone knew it was false don't you have to prove harm? Typically exemplified by someone accusing you of doingsomething illegal or seriously immoral? Like someone accuses a teacher of sleeping with a student and the teacher didn't. Obvious potential and…

This feels like a shady read. Not subtle enough to be classic shade, but the read is in the implication.

It originated in a SCOTUS opinion written by Oliver Wendell Holmes and if I remember correctly it had to do with religious practices that violated US law and the holding was basically that if your religion violated a state or federal law, tough noogies, you had to follow the law.

I've frequently said to my friends that Nicholas Sparks books are just long MadLibs wherein

Wait don't switch your allegiance from the Seahawks! #GoHawks. Also if you were going to switch why would you pick the Ravens or the Washington Taters?