Legitimately, I would read this. This is my goal. I want to write my own relationship book called Hey Thanks For The Sex, But Could You Leave Because I Prefer To Sleep Alone.

Question: U of O chanting "no means no" in a super subtle reference to quarterback Jameis Winston. My training (aka reading Shade Court religiously) tells me that this is too overt to be proper shade, but does it qualify as a read or is it merely shit-talking?

Richard Gilmore forever, but also the dad from Richie Rich.

Last year I invited a bunch of friends over and we had a pajama party, drank wine, played Cards Against Humanity and ate pizza. I highly recommend it.

Everyone I know gives me shit because I've always thought that in the perfect relationship I would have my own bedroom. Then I could decorate it with all the girly stuff I want and I could have flannel or jersey cotton sheets all year round (I can't stand regular cotton sheets) and no one would have to deal with…

Onion cutting ninjas fucking everywhere.

Basically.

Okay, I accept what you're saying. How, then, do you propose oversight and transparency into schools that are protecting one student, who they found had committed am assault, at the expense of another student?

I see your point and I think it's a valid discussion to be had, but in the immortal words of Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes "my right to swing my fist ends at your nose." Someone drinking underage once (usually) doesn't result in an unsafe environment for someone else. Rapists who get away with it will very likely rape…

I mean, it's tacky as Hell and a giant waste of money so I'm side-eyeing anyone who actually buys a gold-plated dick, but it's really not something to get all worked up over. Unless, apparently, you are the Catholic League and have no idea how to calm down.

As close as I can get you, for now.

"Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Louis CK Amy Schumer—if a joke's going to offend someone, they shelve it."

Oh for fuck's sake. Dear Republicans, FUCK. OFF. Your science is wrong, your logic is wrong, and YOU are wrong. Sometimes I despair because when the Republicans feel like they're getting beaten they try to change the rules (hello gerrymandering) and somehow they get away with it. I vote consistently and liberally but…

I will say, a person that I am very close to worked with Cosby in the eighties and the stories she has told me are bone chilling. I believe these women without reservation and I believe that the women on this show don't want to say anything because they either owe Cosby their loyalty or they don't want to admit that…

Right? I spent a good five minutes trying to parse this before realizing that his grasp on grammar is suspect and The Wrap either didn't look at this piece before publishing it or has crap editors.

Multiple questions:

The original Hunger Games.

You guys, I can't lie. The homosexual agenda sounds like a lot of fun.

It's hard to hear stories like this, but it is so, so necessary. I don't know if the violence and misogyny are just being reported on more now or if we're just living in shittier and shittier times.