Yeah, I looked fuckin' great when my body was actually eating itself away. I was so beautiful when my electrolytes were so low that I could've had a heart attack.

And hey, I had BEWBS so I clearly wasn't anorexic, right?

Shut up. Seriously.

Did you read the article, you absolute potato brain?

I was talking to my dad the other day about how each time I fell into starving myself, the compliments I would get about my weight would skyrocket. To all the "wow, you look great!" complimenters I wanted to reply, "thanks! I don't eat hardly at all!" It's sad that people find a chubby body so repulsive.

"If these young, hot little girls on campus have a firearm, I wonder how many men will want to assault them."

This is not just a "rich people" issue. I know plenty of middle class people in safe neighborhoods that get super pissed when carloads of kids from poorer areas get dropped off. Frankly I never understood the big deal. More kids means less candy for me to deal with later. Besides, if *I* lived in a less than safe…

Just throwing it out there but the return of Bethenny to RHONY is the best thing I've ever heard of.

What business is it of the judge to dictate what this woman wears or posts online? She's not endangering her kid or exposing her to public humiliation. Stick to the law and not worry about the defendant's instagram.

This may be a little inside-RHONJ, but I wonder how long it will take Amber to call Teresa fake crying today?

On having to shower next to Crazy Eyes...

When Piper insults her tiramisu, so Teresa throws it in her face.

It's moments like this where I wish Orange is the New Black was actually a reality show, and Teresa was joining the cast. Oh, to be a fly on that wall.

If someone says they were raped, you should assume they are telling the truth until it's proven otherwise. Same thing with any other crime. That doesn't mean we have to assume that this guy is guilty. It means we take it fucking seriously and investigate fully without simultaneously making victims feel like they…

are YOU joking? maybe she's internalized all the shit she's been taught, that maybe she was asking for it, that she owed it to him, that maybe it was just some rough sex. that rape only happens in a dark alley by a scaaaaary black man, not by a youtube celebrity who she was on some kind of date with.

She is probably a silly, immature girl who didn't think it would escalate, was star struck and made some stupid decisions. But here is the thing, friend. We all make stupid decisions sometimes, it doesn't mean we deserve to be raped. Nor does it make it any of less of a crime or awful or her fault that he raped her.

Right. Because every rape victim ever has always been immediately aware of the severity of what took place and never tries to excuse, rationalize or blame themselves for what happen. No rape victim has ever remained silent because they feared shame, reprisal or further abuse for making "a big deal" out of having been…

or maybe she was so shocked, she was in denial, and assumed that what happened wasn't rape.

We don't know if he forced her to go back to the hotel room. He could have made her feel so unsafe that she couldn't say no. Please stop victim blaming, you asshole.

The biggest casualty of her divorce was that I can't watch Bethenny Ever After anymore.

I'm glad I am not the only one who misses Bethenny Getting Married. I don't know why I was so addicted to that show!