gingertinker
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I think they look good on elderly French wine-makers, while they’re out inspecting the vines one fine 1960s morning.

Michelle Obama is a national treasure and the best dressed First Lady ever.

“Sore winner” is a good description. That photo under Clinton’s portrait is just the epitome of class and maturity.

First Lady Michelle Obama dared to not wear sleeves and it was a god damn story for over a week about how “those people don’t respect the White House” congressmen lined up to say it. The children’s outfits were examined and the Ivan’s children called All kinds of names because Republicans hated seeing black faces in

Remember when Obama wore a tan suit and they pissed their pants with rage at the “disrespect?”

Audrey Berry, though I question her common sense in marrying Kid Rock, seems to be the only person in this photo who owns a mirror. How did the rest of them walk in to their closet and think, “This is what I will wear to the White House!”

I’d utter some shit about darkest timeline and all but I’m just not having any of it. This administration (and by extension, its followers) is the perfect example of Sore Winner. Hillary takes her loss with poise and grace. Trump celebrates his win by parading has-beens around and letting them mock the loser (on top

If someone on the left wore a hat in the Oval Office, these very same people would be shitting blood.

~memories~

This year the Easter eggs will not be hidden, they will be given to the children who already have the most candy as they will make the best use of them.

Sarcasm died year of 2017, year of Trump. SAD!!!!!

You’re drunk. Or maybe I’m drunk. Because I cannot stop giggling over this.

What I absolutely don’t need right now is an emotional roller coaster that is hard to watch. Why would I do that to myself?

During times of great upheaval, like The Great Depression and WWII, don’t people prefer light, frivolous entertainment? Just like during the crash of the 1930's, what we need now is musicals, romantic comedies, uplifting music, weed and harcore porn, not this depressing bullshit.

My parents watched it. They said “Wow, it was really good, but it was really hard to watch.”

more like Justin TruDON’T YOU TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE ALPHA DOMINANCE DISPLAY ON ME YOU CRUSTY ORANGE POTATO I’LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY INTELLECT AND CHARM amirite?

I am sure Trudeau wishes he could be hanging out on Richard Branson’s island with Obama instead of guest starring on the Political Apprentice.

He was hoping for “heroes” or “God-Kings of the Undying Lands.”

Right? I’ve been tested at a Planned Parenthood! Planned Parenthood helped me, a puny little man with weak manparts who is surely a liberal cuck! I’m sure these big strong men who just want to defend innocent little babies from the predation of circling abortion harpies could use some free STD testing from time to