Can confirm, all eyeliner is magic. Also, I’m super pale and all the hair on my body is red or clear ...so I always felt like eyeliner looked ridiculous on me. So I never did it.

Have you ever seen the Easter Bunny and ISIS in the same place at the same time?!? THINK ABOUT IT, SHEEPLE.

Yup. This might be the worst panic scramble look ever. It’s why the sound is ALWAYS off on my computer.

Same. I feel embarrassed and also more than a little naive. I really thought the rest of my week was going to be calmly explaining to people that elections are handled at such a micro level that a major federal rigging is nigh-on impossible, and celebrating the joy of finally electing a woman.

::greatjob::