I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

I really thought the rest of my week was going to be calmly explaining to people that elections are handled at such a micro level that a major federal rigging is nigh-on impossible, and celebrating the joy of finally electing a woman.

Thank you. I’m already over the deluge of “come together and loooooove” posts on social media. No. Not today. Today is for tears and grief and confronting that a person who has promised walls and deportations and isolation and punishments for women is in the position to make all of our nightmares come true. I don’t…

Yes. It’s okay to need to mourn right now. I didn’t realize how sure I was twenty-four hours ago that I was going to see the first woman president. I was worried, but my worry was about preventing Hillary from engaging in drone warfare and dealing with a portion of the electorate that would be calling the election…

If we ever had any doubt how violently the entire world hates women — including a staggering percentage of women — we can definitively put it to rest.

i am angry today. i am fucking raging.

And we can do more than just vote, too. Everyone be kind to yourselves and each other right now, and then organize.

I’ve been a little more productive than that (basically everything that other people need me to do) but I look at my pile of work and that existential dread settles in. Sure, I could pay those invoices. But what does it matter if Trump wins and rolls out the nukes? Yes, extremely worst-case scenario there but you know…

I worked straight through dinner last night till finally finishing a work project at 11:30 PM that actually wasn’t due to my boss until 5 PM today because I knew I’d be far too much of a disaster to accomplish anything today.

I’ve rarely had trouble putting ikea furniture together myself but if you still have a receipt, just go to the store. They’ll supply you with a new journalist free of charge.

I applaud the effort. But not sure the angle was strong enough given, well, lynching joke.

It’s “Helpless,” which is even better because there’s a Ja Rule shoutout in that song, and I am going to buy an entire album just to hear that one line. I mean, I’m gonna buy the album for a lot more, but I am so excited about that one line.

They’re doing Helpless, Sia is doing Satisfied.

MacEPGOT... MacArthur Genius Grant, Pulitzer and then the traditional EGOT.

Ye olde widow’s peake.

Great to see fellow MBMBaMbinos here.

What perverse witchery makes him look 45 with long hair, and 14 with short?

The best way to use YNAB is to use their mobile app to quickly enter each transaction you make. It uses location services to help pre-fill recurring transactions so you can literally do it in a few seconds. Then you just use your bank statements to reconcile. Being deliberate and conscious of how you spend money is a…

I am interested in seeing your pivot tables and pivot charts. I still use array formulas for my spreadsheets.