I bet you are a blast at parties.
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I am on Imgur 2-45 times a day.
F**KING DAMNIT!!! THAT'S SO ADORABLE THAT IS ANGERS ME DISPROPORTIONATELY!
IM GETTING ONE AND NAMING HIM "EIN"!
*Coughs* Ahem...
I like Corgis.
She went home for summer break from college, I stayed in the city. We visited each other a few times, I called her less often than I should have. I'm not surprised that it happened. That said, I never suspected a thing, and we made plans for me to visit her in August. She was playing on a softball team, and I took off…
Long live the
I hope she fell out of that tree trying to get down.
I don't like coconut and this 'trend' of using the oil as the be-all end-all cure for absolutely fucking everything under the sun is annoying as all hell.
I don't think movie reviews are supposed to be objective. If they were, they'd just be a short plot summary and the runtime.
Fixed. You're welcome.
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
YES! FUCK SHEETS!
Especially when the dad uses his child's drawing as evidence that people actually do drive plus eighty MPH. Why yes, my little sister draws unicorns, and they exist because she drew them.
Parents of 5 year old adorable moppet use child as surrogate to gain something they aren't sympathetic enough to get for themselves.
Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.
This isn't by chance this person, is it? http://m.nydailynews.com/news/crime/mod…
About five years ago my partner and I were living in a shitty 3-bedroom apartment. We rented it because we had had a roommate lined up, then she didn't pay rent, so out she went and we tried to go it alone for a while before giving up and looking for a new roommate.
Was she the inspiration for Gone Girl?
YUP! When I was pregnant my (then) boyfriend's cousin stopped by, ate my last muffin, then left me the empty container to clean up. I was pissed and hormonal and hungry, and I complained about it to my ex in front of my ex's father who then called the cousin that night and made him come over with a new pack of muffins…