Maybe start by not making it about knocking a rich female celebrity down a few pegs in the first place.

There should be a countdown whenever people start loving a female celebrity and putting her on a pedestal to the inevitable day they call her out for something maybe even beyond her control and tear her down. I'm so sick of this same cycle again and again.

Right? I was wondering when it was time to turn on her too.

Sorry, Emma. It’s your turn now.

Sorry, Mr. Grinch. Damn.

When I was sixteen I would sneak out of the house at night get high and read a book (Such a rebel, I know). There was an empty forclosed home next door, and I would get inside via a basement window well and smoke in the basement’s bar area. One night it was raining pretty heavy, and I forgot to bring my lighter. I…

Why does everyone think caffeine is bad for you? It’s not validated by any study, and in fact some benefits are seen.

I didn’t have a registry and suggested that people not to bring gifts to the shower and not one person complied. Shopping for baby gifts is fun, no stopping it.

Seriously. This is cute as hell.

This is possibly the first time I’ve ever wanted to hang out with Kim Kardashian. Love this so hard.

I can’t hate on this. It’s cute.

I completely hate-read those article too, mostly because I get a laugh out of the first comment generally being “WTF DID I JUST READ”

xoVain is my favourite, I wish they posted more. And the commenters are SO NICE. Everyone builds each other up and posts recommendations and whenever someone posts a photo of themselves…

wtf is a “tsum tsum”?

I mean of course the woman he impregnated is one he had literal contractual power over. Of course.

IHTM: xoVain is actually pretty decent (or was, until Alle left)

I frequent it when I’ve read all the recent Jez/Gawker articles but my god, the quality of the content there is like, near zilch. Every once in a while there’s a great piece, and I like their recurring series like Creepy Corner and the bad roommate stories...plus xoVain is the bomb.

But my god. My fuckin god.

Sometimes I troll-read IHTM just to feel better about my ability to not put everything that happens in my life on the internet.

I feel like I can tell so much about people regarding whether they love XOJane or not. Like, are you the type of person that enjoys clickbait and has a superiority complex about how often you threaten to dox commenters for using the phrase rape victim instead of rape survivor? Do you enjoy essays on the feminist…

It happened to me: I'm a garbage person and I made garbage decisions and there were consequences for everyone but me and I learned nothing!