Those $25.00 WoW mounts aren't gonna finance themselves, y'know!

WHY YOU OPEN THE CURTAINS THEY CAN SEE YOU NOW

They probably also finish each other's sandwiches.

Maybe this is unfair or unnecessarily judgmental, but I feel like this would be more funny/less sad if she didn't have some minor IRL connection to him. Like, if your wacky friend did this as a goof that went viral, it would be great, but knowing that this poor lady is just kind of counting the minutes until BC…

I actually was riveted by this coverage by the Journal News. Read everything they had in one sitting on Lohud.com. This woman is nuts. A master manipulator. You could make this up - it reads like an SVU episode. Except Olivia didn't get to save the day.

I figured it out with context clues, but that is a misleading acronym.

Awwh. One waitress will never forget about Dre.

this music is like an anthropologie store meets cupcake shop

I really can't wait for that stupid spam account to win "best story" when the Pissing Contest question is about how much money you made last week.

As an added bonus, I'm definitely a Crazy Cat Lady. Love it and will definitely be buying!

Please stop spying on me.

Here is some helpful advice from the lifestyle company I will soon open:

She looks ok.

"the teacher gave each girl a dab of perfume on her wrist for doing a task correctly."

I... I don't understand this reaction. It's perfectly understandable that someone would want to say "I wasn't actually trying to portray a stereotype because I was ignorant of that stereotype." It makes total sense that someone would want to indicate "No, I am not intentionally making a joke of how these people have…

I ask the same question about Jessica Simpson all the time.

Tom, I didn't think I'd bolivia, but now that I see the video, I do.