I have a few observations of Barbara Winfrey - she was an assistant principal at my high school.

It looks like you spend a lot of time making to-d0 list that could be spent actually doing something.

I wanted the boys middle name to be Danger. Dad said no and so it is Dane.

Maria?

I'm mildly into bondage and entirely too curious for my own good. So I signed up for alt.com to see if maybe there were some similarly interested folks in my area. (Alt.com is specifically for kinky folks - it's the BDSM version of adultfriendfinder.com.) All is going well as I explore the site, learning about various…

DON'T CLICK THE VIDEO! FOR THE LOVE OF DOG IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD! DAMN YOU LINDY!

My toes are available for sucking.

More manatees on tweet beat (a mention counts)! WOO! I said it out loud and then it came true! Like The Secret but made out of brilliant aquatic mammals instead of terribleness and baloney!

Mallory Archer?

I don't think it is, though. Being straightforward (NPI) about your sexuality does not equal homophobia, it equals being honest with someone you like in a platonic way. Unless you just mean to explain what Callie's opinion is versus anyone else who might weigh in on the topic, which is more what I was looking for.

He's a good boyfriend, too. I just called him and asked if he would come over and fix the wobbly side view mirror on my car. He said he could do it but not until later tonight. Then I said well if you're going to come over later tonight instead of now, maybe you could bring dinner. He said he was planning on eating…

Hey everybody. I know probably most of you don't care, but I've been trolling here for like 2 years. I have just realized that I don't want to do this any more, and I feel bad about it. I wasn't a very malicious troll, but I called people idiots before, and I said a lot of things I don't even agree with just for…

They were probably too busy being movie stars to be hardcore WOW players. I am sure they regret it and wish they had dedicated more time to raiding.

I can't be the only one who read that as

People on dating sites give away a lot more then they think they do. Hardcore scammers like this skim the posts for both hit phrases that indicate shit like low self-esteem (like the NSA ) and indicators of how to act in order to be a "dream date."

As right as you are, and you really, really are, I like that her response was so gracious. Girl knows how to take a knock.

I'm sure they will catch Monty Emu. He's not much of a flight risk.