Legalize it.

A few years ago I was on a flight from Chicago back home. I sat on the aisle of a 3 seat row and next to me were two women in their 70s. You could tell they'd known each other forever and were the kind of women I think of as Broads. Ballsy ladies that had madcap adventures in old movies.

That book cover has clearly been photoshopped. I'm outraged, will only read the book if the font is unretouched, and will pay $10k to anyone who can provide photos of the original book cover.

Let's be honest here.

It's because Ghostcrawler left.

Even as someone that still plays and enjoys the game a great deal, I'm actually pretty surprised. This is usually the absolute worst time for subscriptions (end of an expansion cycle, no new content patch in a long time, etc.). Very unusual.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

Tell 'em Devon Sawa!

Did you get your $10,000 bounty up front, or is Jezebel sending the check in the mail?

Jez,

"This is about Vogue, and what Vogue decides to do with a specific woman who has very publicly stated that she's fine just the way she is, and the world needs to get on board with that. Just how resistant is Vogue to that idea?"

Oh, Shia.

My entire family is obese. And, I'm not saying obese to be mean; I'm a doctor and they medically fit the criteria for obesity. I see the way that people look at them when we all board a plane together. Quite honestly the only thing that holds me back from slapping those judgmental assholes in the face is that I…

Is this all going downhill fast, other Barry?

...did you just have an e-conversation with yourself? Where you insulted yourself?

@ZachBraff

"has nine children by five women and custody of exactly zero" if you asked some white racists the color of the father I suspect they would be surprised to see who it is.

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

I would not have been able to resist the temptation to answer. You're very strong indeed.

I was playing Paulette the hairdresser in "Legally Blonde the Musical" and got to share the stage with a majestic bulldog named Sir Gordo. They didn't turn my mic off after he and I left the stage together on opening night and so the whole audience was treated to me saying, in the puppy voice "Gordo bordo! You were so…