Ratings went down a little in 2017 and everyone in the league reacted as if the Black Plague had returned to prominence.

Parenting is basically constantly walking the line between “You need to do what I say when I say it” and “I want you to be independent and strong-willed and confident and question authority and don’t accept ‘because I said so’ or ‘because that’s how it’s always been done’ as good enough answers.” Like, be all those…

consider this a free peek into your future, khloe k.

My wife’s “birth plan" was a sheet of paper with EPIDURAL written across the top in enormous block letters. After that, anything was fair game.

Yesterday I picked up one of my two-year-old’s turds off the kitchen floor with a napkin.

I went to nursing school before getting pregnant. My birth plan was the following: “get baby alive out of my uterus. Use drugs if necessary. Make sure diabetic husband doesn’t pass out from low blood sugar. Fin.” Apparently I was supposed to interview multiple pediatricians according to What to Expect (and promptly…

I had to sign my husband up for underwear on Subscribe and Save. He always says he should buy some new ones but never does. He is a grown ass man and I refuse to give this issue anymore thought or energy.

Let’s see if we can get schools to teach black history (and southern schools to teach accurate history) before we worry to much about sports.

Is that not already a required course in Texas? I just figured every class in Texas was Texas High School Football History Appreciation 401 with Coach Chaw. No? Wow.

Should we make sports history a curriculum in schools? I mainly think about this cause it can show how shitty some sports franchises have been to their cities and also show how society has sometimes been shaped by sports (i.e. Jackie Robinson, Muhammad Ali, etc.)

Maybe she found his blackface yearbook photo.

speaking as a white dude, i feel entitled. (not to an explanation necessarily, i just want to make it clear i feel entitled.)

Thank you - sometimes I have moments of clarity and realize that there’s more support than criticism. It’s also really easy for me to forget (or not quite understand) all the hormones I’m experiencing right now. Especially since my pregnancy felt so level. My husband has been a great support, I just can’t quite bring…

Makes you think . . .

I remember being enthralled with listening to Serial, waiting for the proof that the system had once again screwed over an innocent man. I quickly realized that moment wasn’t coming, and they had found the most guilty murder suspect ever.

I’m unimaginative, and jumped straight to Santa Claus.

This might not be your jam, buddy. 

Glad to have you back. Don’t ever leave again. Megan said bad things about ham. I’m still not over it.

You ain’t from around here, are you?