I can’t comment on the men’s locker room as, you know, lady parts and all, but I was at the gym earlier today and I can’t understand why the Old Dudes just HANG OUT at the gym for hours and hours and hours. I get in and get out. I rode the bike today and there was an OD standing (not working) on a treadmill in front…

I love you for quoting Dr. Melfi. Now I want to rewatch.

Enjoy! I love the Keys. Hopefully it will just be gorgeous weather for you and not death humid yet :)

One of my friend’s had his wedding catered by Chipotle (they had planned to get married in the Keys when Hurricane Irma showed up, so they had to replan the entire thing in 4 days). To date, it’s the only wedding where I actually remember the food, so HARD YES that the open bar is the important part of the wedding.

My 3-year old does the A.Rod kissing the mirror with a full length mirror on a regular basis and all I can hope is that he’ll be a multi-billionaire one day and maybe not all the total asshole stuff.

Pee is pretty sterile I guess, but poop is filled with bacteria/etc. So if he’s not disinfecting his shower after the dog poops there every time, it’s not a great scenario. (At least that was the thought process for kid potty training) (no I did not train my kid to shit in the shower)

That’s exactly where I thought Drew was going with this too.

Re: Files - get one of these things with some hanging files. Just shove stuff in there and when it gets too full go through what can be trashed or what needs to be kept/put in a binder. I have a couple file boxes but moving this into some extra space that’s easily accessible (it’s in my kitchen) makes it 2000x easier…

Gustavo Dudamel is a fucking BOSS. Really nothing more to add than that. 

Everywhere.

Right now, your hormones are off the rails. Nothing is right! I nursed my kids but had to supplement at the two week appointment because they weren’t gaining “enough” weight. I felt SO GUILTY, and I went into the entire nursing thing with a very “we will see what happens! Formula in fine, breastmilk is fine,…

WE MISSED YOU DREW (just like the Obamas). Glad you are back and, well, alive.

My in-laws STILL can’t fathom why we didn’t baptize our kids in the church. Every time I read an article about this shit, I’m tempted to send it to them and say THIS IS EXACTLY WHY.

I should clarify we WENT to a wedding on Halloween, didn’t have our own.

Oops, I realize my wording was confusing there...it wasn’t MY wedding, we attended a friend’s wedding and the DJ was awesome.

This is a solid take.

Monday??? Jesus, tell them to just elope.

We had a Halloween wedding a few years ago, AND I was pregnant, AND it was not dress up/theme. Fuck. That. At least give me something to be entertained by!

YUP, especially the first trimester I just wanted to eat ALL THE THINGS. I never really had any crazy cravings, just wanted sweets with my first and spicy with my second. I had friends who were so sick the first trimester they lost weight, whereas I gained 10lbs both times just the first 12 weeks :)

GOOD GOD THE NIGHT SWEATS. (I will also note this is apparently pretty common, like 22% of users, since I’ve been reading my ass off about WHY I’M SWEATING A LAKE THROUGH MY SHEETS NIGHTLY.