This week I had an ultrasound and my little fetus is the right size and looking perfect and never. stops. moving. :D

He’s President of the red part only:

Right here

Jeff Pulaski needs retro stars.

This just in: “Jerry Jones has instructed his team to protest Elliott’s suspension by standing during the national anthem at their next game.”

In the immortal works of Drew Magary:

So simple yet perfect. Here, take these:

He ought to protest.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

Semi-related: Are epidurals great, y’all? I was going to go the non-meds route with my baby until the pain got REAL and then opted for the epidural. What a pleasant experience from then on out!

It’s consistently surprising to me how little research is done about women with regard to sex/pregnancy/birth. Thanks for highlighting this!

As a cost saving measure, the Catholic Church now uses a Sunday afternoon trip to Ikea as Pre-Cana classes.

The Brewers logo is an N and a J? wow.

I Think that what we need to teach ALL children is to assume NO, not yes, is the DEFAULT answer when in a questionable situation. Really, when a situation is not clear cut, assume NO is the answer.

Tangential. I miss the old Ravens logo where the logo was just the face AND the whole body of the raven at the same time.

“Once sanity reigns again...”

Weird. He was disappointed and then remembered he didn’t care. I am not sure how that works.

My mother won’t let me put shoes on a table surface. Even if they’re brand new and in a box.

I still throw salt over my left shoulder when I spill some.

Do you flip it for the next person? I do.