Whoa look at Usain Bolt here.

Yeah, well, Philly is all cheesesteaks to outsiders. As for natives, it’s only like 58% cheesesteaks.

His knife hand is strong, too. Allegedly.

I’ve rammed a few dogs in my day, heh.

I strongly suspect she knows a bit more than you do.

Yes kind of how I’m American by birth, but my once undocumented parents are not. My father is just this year eligible for citizenship after 5 years of residency and 25 years of being here “illegally”. Her reality was my daily nightmare until about 10 years ago when my parents gained protected status.

I think it is swell how the folks who support these deportations are also the ones who tell me all of our country’s problems are because of the degradation of the “family” unit. Neat.

First of all every parent makes mistakes. toddlers are super frustrating and adding a newborn on top of that makes the situation even more difficult. I am a nanny to a two year old and what helps me stay calm in the moment is remembering that my most important job is to make sure the kids are safe and to model good…

Schitts Creek. Starring Eugene Levy and Catherine O’Hera. It’s about a wealthy family that loses everything and is forced to go live in the small town they once bought as a joke. It’s great!

I'm losing my 74 year old father to Alzheimer's and it fucking sucks so much

Hey Jezzies! I’m going to be in the greys tonight, sadly (because I got logged out of my old burner and didn’t ever write down the key) but anyway, I’m having labor induced tomorrow! Woo! End of pregnancy in sight! Anyway, I’d love to hear from any other Jezzies who have gone through the inducing process before, any…

So I got a text from an unknown (to me) 917-area code number at 5.40AM today. “Catastrophic attempt at a colonoscopy yesterday. Will email details.”

Catastrophe is a short and sweet sitcom. Mozart in the jungle had a lot of hype but I've never seen it.

I’m just glad beard culture has been adopted by medical professionals. Otherwise, how would we even know those ER docs were old enough to practice medicine. Or drive.

His drinking issue proves he has a drinking issue. That is all. His hitting a woman makes him an asshole. A criminal asshole. Why does he get the mentally ill pass and Greg Hardy, Peterson, Rice, etc, just get called assholes and criminals? Hmmm, what makes him different?

I have a brother who has chemical dependency issues and I read it a bit differently. It took my mom nearly a year of seeing it daily until she grasped that it was a huge issue and not just a phase and I suspect Manziel’s parents would be similar. They might have known he had an issue, but thought/hoped he would get…

I did it for about a month until I found I couldn’t breathe. At first, I thought it was garden variety “restricting airflow” until it started to happen the second I picked it up. Then we discovered I was now allergic to it and having anaphylaxis. Now my husband is suspicious of all things cosmetic, to a laughable…

I tried a waist trainer after I gave birth two years ago because all of the moms I knew swore by it to help hold things together after a C-section. All that happened was I developed a latex allergy.

Where does all the poop go? I feel like a simple fart would be in danger of prolapsing your anus with all that extra pressure on your gut.

“Shows Off How She Juggles Motherhood”