I tried to tell my fetus that I had to eat a balance diet with fresh fruits and veggies. I read her articles, showed her statistics, the works! And she was all “lol how about you just eat plain noodles for 14 weeks or I’ll make you puke up everything you’ve ever loved.” Babies, man. What jerks.
gingerkeeperreboot
gingerkeeperreboot
As a pregnant woman, can I just say that I am so goddamn sick of seeing a new study every week telling me I’m doing something wrong? This is my first pregnancy and it is scary enough without some dude in a lab discovering that I may already be a terrible mother because I ate a fucking potato for dinner.
My parents were probably the 8th or 9th ones I told when I eloped (IG was first!), and they’ll probably be the 8th or 9th people I tell when I get divorced.
I think it depends on your lips. Burts Bees does nothing for me. I’m still chapped after applying it multiple times.
Fresh Sugar would be my recommendation, so I hope you like it! That stuff is expensive, but glorious.
I agree. It's not funny or edgy, it's just crass.
“John, I’m you from the future.”
right? My one brother and I convinced my other brother he was adopted for like a whole day. Wonder how that would have gone down for her sob story.
Seriously. We’re all adults and i still hear it occasionally!
Seriously! I have 4 brothers. We managed to convince the youngest that he was adopted for several days. It's what siblings do.
The way that chair pops out is a thing of true beauty. Not unlike the man holding it.
WHAT.ARE.DOUBLE.BANGS
I choose to believe this show only existed to bring us the joy that is UnReal.
Glass houses, stones, etc.
Pinterest hair.
God I love emerald. Not enough women wear emerald dresses to these things!
I want to watch this, but based on everything I've read it sounds as if the documentary is a bit biased. I am easily brainwashed by things. I'm one of those qvc people.
Look at that sweet little face! She looks so happy!