It looks pretty shabby and run-down on the inside. My source is myself from 8 years ago, shame-watching Girls Next Door.

Those football games aren't going to win themselves.

Bae got Gwoke.

One day, I’ll fly home in my google drone copter, inject my intake port with a revitalizing shot of Gatorade nanoparticles, check my wrist display to check in on my kids, who live in orbit around Venus, and plug my neckport into the entertainment box where Abram’s head, now attached to a synthetic body that shines…

It sounds like the name of an Outlet Mall.

....what kind of name is Westlund?

But a great specimen of an alcoholic!

I breastfed my kid and I still get some icks.

This whole thing *is* a mindfuck, which is why I am weirdly fascinted by reading the articles and comments.

HOT TAKE

Brian Urlacher was so much hotter sans hair.

I am team Brandi on this one. That would absolutely piss me off.

you keep asking people like this like i havent already bought us tickets to the 530 dallas show

Demi Levato, and anyone else who believes this, you are lying and it’s completely bullshit. No one is “bad at texting.” You don't reply because you don't want to, or don't care to right now. And that's ok. Stop pretending.

New phone who dis

I’ve really only been following this by reading comments on these articles, so, grain of salt.

good to know!

“should’ve just worn a wig”

Several years ago, I was involved in a hit and run accident, in which the car involved was similar to a vehicle seen at a crime scene shortly before. The cop presented me with a lineup of mugshots of various suspects. I wasn’t overly sure of what the guy specifically looked like - white or Latino with bushy hair but…

Yo, I wasn’t even poor when I hit up PP for my IUD, just medically disenfranchised by my shithead OB/GYN who first counselled me against the IUD because I was a newlywed and it would “annoy” her when I “inevitably came back a year later to have it removed,” then, when I insisted on having it, tried to get me to pony…