I just shook myself like a dog.

Would you like to fall into a deep, dark internet hole about Bristol Palin faking the month of her child’s birth?

Let’s just count our blessings that Trump’s origin can’t be traced to a super-not-sexy sex tape.

He considers what he did cheating because Jesus. And it is at least emotional cheating, at least for you heteros. For us gay men, this kind of video is a polite way to say hello.

It’s hard to explain if you have never worked with mentally challenged children, but that type of contemplation is common among those with cognitive disabilities. In many situations, they are looking for the “right” answers, almost like a people pleasing mechanism on steroids. He might not have any mental illnesses,…

I think that Brendan’s “normal” appearance was what allowed the prosecution to use him as they did. If Brendan had Down syndrome or some other unequivocally recognizable cognitive disability, no one would have accepted his confession as truth. Honestly though, as a high school teacher, there are PLENTY of kids who…

Uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I was laughing my fucking ass off the entire last ten minutes or so, which I’m pretty sure was not the reaction they were going for.

I have a very long commute. I’ve been doing it for 15 years. You’ll need to watch weight gain, falling asleep at the wheel, and the terribleness of other drivers. On the other hand, driving and music are the best combination! My theory is that without the internal combustion engine, awesome music would not exist.

Moved across the country last week and start my new job Monday. I am TERRIFIED.

Being a new stay at home mom, I just want to get out of the house at least 5 days a week. Dammit.

Christ, just cause you’re really good at these extremely difficult panda puzzles doesn’t mean you need to be a dick about it.

You know who has the hardest time finding the pandas?

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Type 1 isn’t a risk factor for gestational diabetes because gestational diabetes is an insulin resistance problem (associated with Type 2) whereas Type 1 is an autoimmune problem in which the body attacks your beta cells. good luck!!

Yes, that’s my thought as well, although when researching online I keep seeing that you’re mostly supposed to be concerned when someone in your family has diabetes 2. I don’t know why diabetes 1 isn’t seen as a complicating factor, and honestly, my midwife didn’t even seem to know. For now, I’m keeping my fingers…

Or this one (JK, it’s still in the box)

Crap, forgot about Trump. Nevermind.

No idea who this is. [Daily Mail]

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