Completely off-topic but that lip colour is to die on her (rip Milihellen)

Well we certainly have a bunch of opinionated celebrities this morning.

Burt. Stop. No.

I never understood the necessity for such big ass rings like that. I guess to show it off? It’s so gaudy..

Jesus Christ, not everyone is a penniless teenager.

Yolanda Foster thinks divorce might cure Lyme disease

Along with exercise bulimia, it’s a new symptom of an old problem. Jillian Michaels should be ashamed.

Everyone shout “Rebecca Rose” three times ou loud and maybe she’ll weight in. Like Beetlejuice or Candyman.

This princess wouldn’t get me more than 200 dollars a month in spousal support. ( I just asked)

Today I learned that Martin Sheen is Charlie Sheen’s father and also that Martin Sheen is not Michael Douglas.

maybe they didn’t believe in birth control? who knows. you’re looking for logic where you will find none.

Ripping on Johnny Football is something I’ve loved to do the last few years. That said, as someone who has finally come to grips with my own alcohol dependency, part of me feels bad for the guy. Realizing that you’ve let your drinking take such a strong hold on your life is a pretty heavy thing.

Like Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson. Look, who cares if you beat the fuck out of your wife or 4 year old kid. As long as you’re on time, you’re good to go.

Please tell me you’re joking. You don’t see how a franchise worth millions of dollars should care about how a player/employee at the most important position of the team handles himself when not at work? Dude most companies AND universities have clauses where you could get in trouble when not at work for representing…

“Alcoholism is a disease. But it’s the only one you can get yelled at for having. Dammit Otto, you are an alcoholic! Dammit Otto, you have Lupus! One of those two doesn’t sound right.”

regular reminder that all babies look the same

shit, I tried to measure mine, but my tape was only 6’ long :(

I have Frankenstein arms too!

I hope you don’t have Marfans Syndrome?

You just inspired me to measure my wingspan. 6' even, 2" longer than me.