“Go there to buy cheap sweaters with too-long arms...”

Honestly, I have never heard of a Twitter Q&A that goes as planned and where those organizing it can say “Yup, that was a good idea”. I don’t know why organizations even bother with them anymore.

I’m the paintball guy. We did it a few weeks ago before all the recent insanity. Otherwise, I expect we would have done something else. FTR, I pwned the other noobs in my company.

Yessss. I did complain to my doc about hip pain and that I was having a hard time exercising and she said, “Then stop exercising. You’re gonna have your whole life to lose baby weight.”

You have a good doctor. My friend started her pregnancy in the south and her weight never came up, when she moved back to California the first thing her doctor did was bring up her weight. Told her it was fine but still needed to bring it up during her first appointment.

Why does everyone always want to kill baby Hitler? Can’t you just wait until he’s 18 and then kill him?

If you only own one fitted sheet that isn’t in its original packaging, you never have to learn how to fold it!

I have watched videos on this and I still can’t do it. So I say well done!

Could you do it, Drew? Could YOU kill Baby Hitler? How would you do it?

Why does it have to be Baby Hitler, why not Art student Hitler? Its like a two-fer.

Could be worse. My wife wanted Gwyneth. I wanted Gianna, but I know someone with that name so I never made the pornstar connection. We settled on Genevieve. I know there’s at least one PS by that name but there are lots of them with lots of names. But Gwyneth? No way in hell my daughter was going to be named after…

Father of a baby girl named Gianna here. Everytime I type Gianna on search function, I wish I did more research first.

Is it a mistake that we named our first kid Deen, then?

Ugh and then I went and read the comments on Coco’s weight gain and how she’s either lying or had a surrogate. (Most people were surprisingly supportive, fortunately).

Yeah, but they also name their babies Nigel.

as is my heart.

It's because her ex Reggie Bush played for the saints.

Is she ever going to hike him the ball? Wtf is going on.

I think the Bills fans need a special website, similar to People of Walmart.

21 weeks pregnant and the anatomy scan was very good. All the right parts where they should be.