Technically it’s G-D-A-E on any violin

What about just don’t get married?

Yes!! I had my first baby on Tuesday, and not being pregnant anymore after a tough pregnancy is freaking amazing. I had a c-section 4 days ago and can move better and with less pain now than I could in the weeks leading up to birth. My baby is also awesome, so between the joy of baby and the joy of non-pregnancy, I'm…

The best part about giving birth is that you’re no longer pregnant afterwards. And the baby, of course, but in the first few post-partum days, I was so shell-shocked the fact that there was a baby and that he was mine felt very abstract. Not being pregnant, however, felt very real and very amazing. A friend visited me…

It almost seems too simple though. I can imagine them naming the child something where the acronym would spell out Kanye.

I saw a meme that said something like “waiting for this baby is like picking someone up from the airport, but you don’t know who or what time their flight gets in”. Truth.

The only good thing about those last few weeks of pregnancy is that people are really afraid to upset you. I got a great price on a TV AND got out of a speeding ticket when I was uber pregnant. Still doesn’t make up for not being able to bend over and having to pee 24/7.

Every dog has her day, as they say!

For the record, that’s me.

I could totally picture Shannen Doherty assaulting a teenager. Also Sean Young.

That's why I throw my garbage straight out onto the lawn.

tbh most teens probably deserve to be punched

“The one who looks like a goldfish?” —Pennsatucky

Say what you will about Stone Temple Pilots, but this song is fantastic.

Ha, I looked at it and thought, “Macaulay Culkin looks great!” and then realized it was Seth Green, and I can’t really tell how Macaulay Culkin looks in this photo. But Seth Green looks great!

you know what? that’s what i’m doing tonight. ordering pizza and can’t hardly wait. TURN UP.

I JUST REALIZED MCCAULY WAS THERE I thought it was weird too and kept wondering who the smoking lady was.

fuck i love all of them.

Oh god, is he the male Dunham? Because he is so boring.

These discussions are always so focused on ourselves. Pregnancy by definition involves multiple people (a partner in reproduction who also consents to becoming a parent, a future child). Creating a whole new human being shouldn’t be a matter of “whoops”, and there’s no reason to be nostalgic about a time when it more…