Right?? I know people have strong feelings about Anne, I never have, but reading that made me yell “SHUT UP, ANNE!” as I eat breakfast and wonder if it’s too soon for a nap.

Miserable pregnant Kim Kardashian is my favorite Kardashian now that Khloe has been assimilated. That being said, it’s only a matter of time before someone tells her to shut up and be happy that she can have children.

I just found out that I’ve got a nonviable pregnancy. Reading this Dirt Bag about Kim K and Hayden makes me just so much more in awe that even pregnancies that do make it all the way can be so friggin difficult. This sucks.

But do you get 19 suits for the price of one?

But do you get 19 suits for the price of one?

Young, scared, pregnancy hormones, fear, tepidation......
The baby is safe that’s all that matters.

Better a Nativity scene than a trash can.

Let’s hope.

Holy Mother of God: We've reached peak insanity/fuckery.

Take your pain medication on the schedule they give you. No matter what you hear in the press, almost no one who takes opiates for post-surgical pain gets addicted to them. You need the pain relief to get the movement and rest you’ll need to recover. Do not let anyone hassle you about your pain meds. If they give you…

She’s really not happy about Alabama winning today.

You guys, what happened to the comment section over at gawker? It used to be sensible 90% of the time. Now it's almost all nuts. Can we please keep Jez civil forever?

Halfway done being pregnant! Husband was able to feel it (her) kick this morning and a fetal doppler arrived in the mail so we were able to find the heartbeat at home. I'm a boring person who was stoked to get 20% off a swing yesterday.

You can pry my hair tie off my cold, dead wrist!

Appears to be a staph infection. We all carry staph on our skin. It was the constant rubbing from the hair ties combined with trapped bacteria. I’ve had this twice (MRSA, even, because I’m lucky like that). They hurt like an MF-er. I was certain I had cancer and was about to die. But ultimately it just needs drained…

They’re now calling him Tony Oh No!

You know we don’t control what the deals are, right?

You know we don’t control what the deals are, right?

He’s still going to have to go through the concussion protocol