Only thing better would have been if the hood would have been made to look like the helmet and he would have had it pulled up the whole game.

I just want to know WTF the purpose of a short-sleeved hoodie is. Almost as mind bending as a vest.

I’ve heard this too. I fully plan on using my children to fish for long term friends. No shame.

I’m just cruising SNS on Sunday morning, as I do when I couldn’t participate last night. I too am a godless liberal feminist who doesn’t have as many friends as I wish that I did and who is also terrified of becoming her mother. So, you know, if the military sends you to the Midwest, come hang.

No, I get it! I’m not sure if I want kids, but there are definitely times I feel like I would probably have more friends if I did, even if we weren’t super close, you know? I think theres’s something to be said for that kind of friendship - you have this fundamental thing in common that you can relate to.

Well, you know, I wasn’t into the beauty box reviews either, as I don’t do a lot of experimenting with skincare. But I enjoyed the mall makeovers, even though the outcome often wasn’t my style, and I certainly wouldn’t categorize the results as “looking like ass or hookers in night court.” But you do you, man.

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SHIRT. IT IS PERFECT.

Ain’t no problem with some boxed wine. Means you are less likely to run out.

I watched part of that last night, until I got too depressed that a 9 year old can make ravioli from scratch and I, a 30-something, cannot. Sigh. Also, it made me really, really hungry so that’s another reason I had to shut it off.

So I am re watching all of the x files from the beginning and it is the best decision I’ve ever made. SCRATCH THAT. Second best decision I’ve ever made because I also made the decision to buy this shirt and it is the raddest. My face was not the raddest though.

I am so excited for you because Season 4 is the best season of all and you get to watch it for the first time. Cancel all your plans!!!

I’ve come to realize that I really don’t have any friends, and it’s bumming me out. I have my husband, who’s working out of town for the next couple of months, and my siblings who all live in different states than me, and that’s really it. My husband has friends that I’m quite fond of, and I have work acquaintances,…

Things have gone from bad to worse. I’m worried about my family since we’re of very limited means. Just here to vent a little.

I really do not want them to transform Jezebel into a gossip tabloid.

Two weeks ago I posted about my boyfriend demanding I have an abortion (after he told me to go off the pill because he wanted children). I went through with the abortion, mostly because I didn’t want to lose him. I didn’t really want to get rid of my baby, but I couldn’t imagine life without him. Everyone told me he…

Abearica*

Sometimes what doesnt kill you probably should have just killed you.

Please cite examples, because I do not believe you.

Orange? The fun is when you get past orange and into the darker colors.