I think The Pot is supposed to be capitalized.

Aliens and/or Olds, is my best guess.

The fact that people exist on the internet without the use of tabs shocks me on a regular basis.

When I bought my first car after college, my dad went with me to sign the paperwork and threatened we’d walk away if the car had one of those dealer logos on it when we came for pickup. It was very clear he was not kidding. The salesman rushed out when we arrived to make sure all logos (this dealer had not one but two…

I’ve always been Team Vaccine, but after I read a book about the 1918 Influenza I am SUPER TEAM VACCINE, MILDLY EFFECTIVE OR WHATEVER. That shit is fucking horrifying.

Oh, she was wearing an inflatable cone. She figured out how to work around it!

Please, kind creatures, give me your best advice for getting your toddler to potty train (mostly the poop part on the potty). My son was basically completely pee trained 6+ months ago and then just stopped caring. He’s on a great start the last few days with pee but the other part is still a challenge and I just don’t…

Honey, you are KILLING IT! 50 is great but you make it look oh-so-much better :)

I just want to pass along the good vibes and let you know that being unemployed (they eliminated my position at my job) was the best thing that ever happened to me (as a catalyst), full stop. I hope it ends up being a great mover and shaker for you as well :)

Get lots of saline spray and use it often! Good luck! My husband had sinus and a couple other things done in October and it’s been pretty life changing for him.

I watched this whole thing asking, “Is that LiLo? Please be LiLo.”

Doubt she’ll work at Chili’s, but I can totally see an upcoming headline about how she screamed “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM” at a server there and was arrested after throwing a drink in his/her face.

Please tell me he’s going to represent the US in the Olympics please please please...

I’ve had this for years. Never occurred to me that it might be something off. I just assumed it was another pulse point.

Whoa that was way more violent than I was expecting

It’s so weird. Glad it worked! I just did it right now to log back in, haha

I felt the same way before I got pregnant with my first. It was so upsetting to find out you aren’t pregnant when you’re trying, even though previously you’ve been trying to be NOT pregnant for so long! I had a month where I got super down, and then the next month I just kept saying to myself “well I’m definitely not…

Get the Swaddle Up! Just zips up so one step. My kids LOVED it, total game changer for sleep in our house.

Can you take a few hours and watch some of your favorite movies/tv shows of the season? Or might that make you feel too homesick?

I have more luck actually going to Kinja.com and logging in through there. For some reason, I can never log in through Jez or Deadspin or whatever directly. But going to the main Kinja site always seems to do the trick.