Yeah, I thought about that a lot while writing this up. Ticketing someone for taking up 2 seats on a train car that’s likely empty rings a lot of alarm bells.

I’m pretty sure they never found the body

This belongs as a scary stories post.

It usually takes the form of bags being strategically placed on the seat next to them.

You’d think mobsters would be more careful with their taxes, too.

Uncanny...

The resemblance is hard to deny...

As the fine criminologists that we all are, I believe that Dr. Reid would not be happy with us if we didn’t point out that stabbing someone 24 times is usually done by someone intimate with them. And not in self-defense.

This is how lots of criminals get caught—low level misdemeanors that draw the attention of the cops! Mind your Ps and Qs, gents!

So.....they were swapping spit?

Sorry dude, maybe if you didn’t want to get caught you should have kept your legs shut.

You’ll appreciate this - my best friend is going as an oyster this year and we’ve been making the costume all week. She stole the idea from her four year old niece. I was like...how does she even know what an oyster is?? Then I remembered she lives in New Orleans.

Get that lady a tiny wine!

The one that got to me was the year I was part of a Batman villain group. We had EVERYTHING. I was Two-Face with the best makeup I’ve ever done and had actually sewed two halves of black and white suits together. I had Sugar and Spice with me. Fantastic versions of Bane, Catwoman, Scarecrow, Riddler, and Poison Ivy.…

I was having this conversation with my godmother - I’m not pregnant and don’t plan to be in the imminent future, but I feel like there is no way in hell I’m not going to want the wine when I am. She said you freak out and don’t want to do anything to harm the baby, which makes sense, but I also said I’m sure pregnant…

That’s horrifying.

Oh, god-a sentient ham—that’s what his face is like! Well, “sentient”? I dunno, let’s say “animated”.