Mila going off on a pro-democracy rant in fluent Russian would be the highlight of the weekend.

“(but somehow, it seems, not Taylor Swift)”

I grew up in the South where the three-day wedding weekend is pretty common. Friday is the rehearsal and rehearsal dinner (generally just for the wedding party and out-of-town guests). Saturday’s for the wedding and reception, of course— and maybe there’s some organized thing (golf?) in the morning for out-of-towners,…

not uncommon. They just call it a 3 day wedding retreat to sound fancy, it the same things most weddings do. Friday night you have wedding rehearsal and small dinner afterward. Saturday is the wedding, Sunday is a brunch for the out of towners who stayed the night and are leaving later that day.  

Let’s be real, Karlie and Josh invited them to be there on Thursday. Only Thursday.

Never mind that she has been consistently laying out policy. It’s all about that pussay right Bernie?

When I hear this phrase it reminds me that a friend who grew up in Ohio was literally taught in school that black people have an extra bone in their foot that makes them faster than white people. I always assume this is the bone to which these obvious racists are referring.

It’s metastasized to their brain stems.

Someone needs to tell all the white people that haven’t already figured it out yet, that the more you feel you need to exaggerate your lack of racism the more racist you probably are. Saying things like “I’m the least racist person you know” or “I don’t have a racist bone in my body” just displays your lack of self…

This is so Trumpian.

OK, so we’ve ruled out the bones.

So many boneless white men.

My advice? Keep all the details to yourself no matter how close or friendly you think you are with the person or how chill you think that person is. You’d be surprised at how much people give a shit about something that has literally zero impact on their own lives. It’s less about you and more about a lot of…

i love him he’s great at screaming

But did your search turn up anything regarding the threesome she and her husband had with the Larry O’Brien Trophy?

As if that weren’t bad enough, this poor lady finally made it to the hospital, only to discover that this was her attending medical team:

the important thing is that everybody tried hard and had fun

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Does it have to be with your sister?

Lacob’s Splatter