I appreciate the faith you have lol But they either were insinuating she gives blow jobs or she’s a sassy Black woman b/c she’d prefer not to be chased by grown ass men taking pictures of her. Either way.....

Exactly. Both headlines are pure trash.

*Bows*

getting ready is like MOST of the fun.

The hardest part about going all out on a costume is finding a party where it will be appreciated. It’s not as much fun being the only badass in a room full of witch hats and devil horns.

I’m going as Sia.

I’m reading the scary stories in another tab, and honestly this might be the scariest thing I encounter this Halloween.

We lived ONE BLOCK away from a Dairy Queen and I had a banana split every night for the last trimester. A pregnant woman who can’t indulge her whims is not one to be trifled with.

I don’t think people get this joke. Needs more stars.

Ice cream is a perfect meal. Protien, calcium, and sprinkles from heaven.

‘Sam Smith announced he’s going to take a break. Innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnteresting timing, eh?’- I’m sorry, what does this mean?

Get it, girl! I ate ice cream so much during my last trimester that I’m shocked I didn’t give birth to a cone of salted caramel or pistachio.

It’s crazy because Chrissy Teigen was so open about her fertility struggles, do these people not think she’s invested in this baby?? “Took us years to conceive so now that we finally have I’m so, meh. Bring on the IQ-lowering processed foods and all da bluntz! Who cares what happens!”

eh, I read her book a long time ago; she’s had a tough life. If this brings her comfort, I’m ok with it

The worst part of being pregnant is the unsolicited advice.

As part of her conversion, she will now only be referred to as Jenna Manichewitz.

It honestly sounds like he fucked up big time by going to the national enquirer. Like, she used to give away cars to total strangers, she would have tried to help him.

Woohoo! Chrissy Teigen, all I ate were Frosted Flakes for the last few months of my pregnancy (kidding, I ate some regular food, too. And coffee.) Cravings must be listened to!

She's feeding a parasite with it.