Ahhhhhhhh. Bliss emoji.

I went to a 2 million dollar wedding, bride’s dress alone cost over $100k. She threw up down the front of it at the reception.

You have excellent taste in dream weddings.

Kind of shocked she didn’t have a 3rd post-ceremony dress. Some of my friends who had piddly $50,000 weddings pulled that move.

Good to see a reasonable use of funds and solid taste.

I had the same thought! If it took a month to assemble that’s some gross cake.

If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.

a ten-foot wedding cake shaped like a carousel that’s rumored to have taken a month to assemble.

I wish I could star you for hours.

Well to be fair to the Palins, he built a clock. They have no frame of reference to deal with that kind of behavior. It’s not like he got someone pregnant or got arrested for starting a fistfight at a house party.

Total communist Muslim.

I do work for NASA and my little heart melted when I saw him rocking his little NASA “meatball” t-shirt throughout all of this. I hope his wonder and curiosity weren’t extinguished by what happened to him. I’m also glad that the incident was met with a swift collective eyeroll/rage. I could go on about how much more…

I am such a fan of this young man. He has taken a terrible bullshit situation and acted with far more poise and class than i would have at that age. As for the Palins and all the other rightnwing jackasses bitching on that cesspool known as Twitter....

i read that as “i want to bone her.” because i want to bone her.

I got to spend a few minutes with her at a friend’s wedding - she was so damn cool. I wasn’t worthy.

AzMarie (Raven-Symone’s girlfriend) is so freaking gorgeous and I want her bone structure and all of her clothes from Empire (and the body to wear them). That is all.

I don’t believe you, Kate.

Today in Kate Hudson news: She only works out 20 minutes a day, and her son’s friends have asked how old she is.

I want Kate Hudson’s arms so.damn.bad. I was not blessed with great arms. Even as a super skinny person, my arms were big. It’s the weirdest fucking thing. I WANT HER FUCKING ARMS