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PATSY GIF THREAD!!!!

Once again I am utterly astounded by the lack of empathy from human beings. It’s not surprising that I couldn’t report it WHEN I WAS 7! Having been attacked doesn’t make me a baby. The fact I escaped and lived means I am a survivor.

It’s he most depressing thing ever and I want to kill myself after every episode.

Murder is not something most people survive and deal with the personal traumas of, so I see where you’re going with this, but I’m gonna have to disagree.

We librarians are still patient and long suffering. Now it just involves explaining to patrons that we don’t know their AOL (!) password and no, the My Documents folder on the public computer does not contain the items from their home computer’s My Documents folder.

Haha, well that earns you some bragging rights!

It’s not exactly the same as Google, because I’ve never called my library and asked for pictures of naked guys wearing glasses.

When I was in high school, I carried around a notebook with a list of topics I wanted to research but couldn’t find in the school or public library. You know, in case I found myself near a different library.

I’ve been banned from my local bar’s trivia night :(

My best question: “What kind of animal is stuck in my chimney, do you think? It makes this noise: ‘Sqqquuuueeeeeaaaal!’”

(this request pre-dated the days of everywhere interwebs)

My father was a reference librarian at the the Vallejo public library for most of the ‘70s. Trivial Pursuit came out in the ‘80s. Guess who always won.

I had a patron ask me for a picture of Jesus. No, not a artistic rendering, but an actual photograph taken of Jesus during his lifetime.

Dance-off a la Step Up 2: The Streets

Thunderdome style?

I think it means that the kids will live in the suburban cookie cutter developments, since they have fewer urban amenities and are thus less desirable, while their rich parents buy the cool urban lofts and dine out at the wine bar every night downtown.

Just going to leave this here....

Right?? Can you imagine what the jilt-er’s family thinks now that they’ve read this story? He’s going to get endless shit for this.

My boobs are soooo sore about a week before my period and then it stops a few days beforehand. I don’t know why. So now I’m like “Hmm are they still sore? Kinda? I can’t tell. A bit? Maybe? WHY AM I DOING THIS TO MYSELF?!”

It’d be funny though if his “pregnancy test” actually “worked” before you missed your period.

26 months of TTC here, I feel your pain. I know I’m just a random internet stranger, but try googling for the ‘sperm meets egg’ plan, if you haven't already. I found it after 26 months, and it worked for us first time! Baby is 3 months old now :-)