Sadly, typical GOP voters. People who can barely afford the rent sent him money to party with his ammosexual friends at their expense. I think it was The Onion, years ago, which headlined a story about an imaginary Manhattan benefit for kidney disease: “Rich People Entertain Themselves.”

This:

A professor I know found this in his college’s library earlier this week. I think I found your leak.

Thirstin’ Moore.

Thirstin How the Third.

Kirstie: Still Thirsty.

I THOUGHT I'D NEVER GET TO USE THIS AGAIN

Honestly, Scott Walker did have a shot at least on paper. He’s a fairly successful (in terms of winning elections, I mean) governor of a decent-sized state.

We all should donate money to each other until we all have like a million bucks. Then, we’d all be rich.

God, it’s no wonder that every asshat and his dog decide to throw their hat in the ring. Worst case scenario you get a metric fuckton of money to travel around the country making a name for yourself, then sit back with your new business contacts and Fox News exposure to become a lobbyist or whatever....

We were too late.

That kitten’s name is Mercy. And she’s dead.

He made you explain!

Probably Jonathan Cheban, he's so annoying like that

Opportunistic Monster, thy name is Kris.

Facebook is filled with friends you know and don’t like

• “The internet is a toilet,” says Lady Gaga. Don’t you hate it when people insult your friends???? [People]

He’s not wrong, but Tom Brady is still a tool.