Except (contrary to what the opposition is saying) this isn’t about legalization, which most sex workers oppose. This is about decriminalization, which is a very different thing.

to every person saying ‘it’s a good apology but she shouldn’t have done something in the first place’

is that a jab or like

I warn you, there’s a 50% chance I’ll think I can dance (I CAN’T) and a 100% chance I’m going to hug you.

I want to go drinking with you.

Mary Poppins here. I fucking love everyone when I’m drunk and will sway up to you and tell you that you are the best human being alive and I respect you and also you are so pretty and nice that I don’t even deserve to know you, no, don’t look at me, I’m ashamed to have someone as wonderful as you look at me. People…

WHY ARE YOU EXPLAINING IT.

THE COMMENT SECTION IS AMAZING

oh god this post is perfect yes yes yes.

THIS IS THE JOKE YOU GUYS

I’m pretty confident that if Bob Dylan saw Kim Kardashian’s Rolling Stone cover he’d somehow manage to find a way to continue his 50 year long streak of not giving a fuck about anyone or anything.

Dafuq? That the “father” is allowing his children to be imprisoned is the only proof I need that he is not worthy of the name. I’ve heard of some really bad decisions being made by some really bad judges but this may be among the absolute worst.

Evidently, the goal is to indict Hillary for her sexuality. If this wound up being true, Hillary’s detractors would get to shout “slut” at a deafening roar, because she slept with another man.

Bill was her dad when he was president, and he’ll be her dad when Hillary’s president. This is the lamest attempt at a scandal in a while. Hey, National Enquirer: No1curr.

Clarence Thomas talking about dignity is pretty rich all things considered.

Stop, please...I can only get so erect.

when on May 1 she promised Baltimore’s rioters

He obviously knew it wasn’t his work, and it seems like he also knew whose work it was, so it would have been simple enough to credit the original artist. Calling it “transformative” doesn’t mean you’re not a jerk who deliberately fails to cite his sources.

Eh. White women are responsible for a lot of ill that plagues the black community, but I wouldn’t put the repeated mass murder of people by straight white men on them.

ALREADY SOMEONE IS BLAMING THIS SHIT ON MENTAL ILLNESS